condescendingbitches
condescendingbitches
Kicking Ass and Taking Names
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~ UVic 2017 -- Voice Major -- I tend to make things up as I go along -- Developing a severe case of wanderlust ~
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condescendingbitches · 6 years ago
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Lizzie: *Roasts Mr Darcy*
Mr Darcy:
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A Two-Year-Old’s Solution to the Trolley Problem
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I could never go to Australia because dingos look like normal dogs and I couldn’t trust myself not to try to pet them.
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Lazy cat isn’t much help in a fight
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(。♥‿♥。)
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911 I just witnessed a murder
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‘not all men’ you’re right. snape would do something way worse
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“you think you’re the one who gets to kill me?” fghjvkfkkd
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condescendingbitches · 6 years ago
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if we all marry and divorce jeff bezo we can singlehandedly distribute all of his wealth
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condescendingbitches · 6 years ago
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i wish i were a tiny mouse tucked up in a tiny bed under a tiny patchwork quilt in a burrow under a tree. no responsibilities except making raindrop wine and rose jam and making sure i sweep the little doorstep every morning
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