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tucks you in and kisses your forehead then shows you my knuckle tats that say SEEP TITE
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At work I was unloading beer boxes off the truck , and just fucking around stacking them up in my arms and throwing them into place quickly, and this older Portuguese tourist lady came up to me typing something into the google translate app, she pressed the button and the text to speech voice said “I LIKE THE WAY YOU WORK” and I was like lol thank you 🙏 and she backspaced and typed something again and pressed the button and it said “ELEGANT”
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forgot the safe word so I try saying every single word in the dictionary in sequence
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when you see the words girlhood girlie pop girl’s girl female experience and you immediately know you’re about to see something so completely unrelatable that it makes you feel like you’re on a different planet
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once i told an astrology person that they should include where the ISS was in the sky when you were born and she was like that’s stupid. okay sorry for trying to make this a tiny bit more fun
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Stresses me out so bad when authors who obviously don't drink write characters drinking. Omfg girl he is like 27 shots deep.
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favorite part of the human experience is when you have a wonderful night out with people you know you will never be with again in the same way and you're so full of love because it's all so temporary and fleeting
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only true grievers can grieve what they still have. the grind never stops! 💪
#just wept to my clavicle lads#might do it again#goddamn#you ever cry so hard it's not even about tissues anymore like surely only a wet washcloth can salvage this#adam yaps#the thing is it's very life-affirming when it's not happening 1-5 times a day
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'I always wanted to fuck him' caption under a picture of a dark room with nothing in it
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when you hear someone you love say they used to want to die it's hard to take it too seriously if you also used to want to die, it's like an assumed default state or something, don't most people want to die at some point or another, but sometimes it really hits you that they could have DIED. you could have DIED. you could have never MET because one or both of you were fucking DEAD haha. isn't that fucking crazy. <-weeping
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it's okay if you as a lesbian want to fuck the straight blonde popstar but you can't be pretending she's a lesbian too girl at least make it a lesbian corruption kink or some shit
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