confusedcalliope

[confusedcalliope]

how am i supposed to follow thst

i curse you with not being able to remember the name of that one song, meaning you have some random insignificant snippet of it stuck in your head

i curse thee with the curse of slightly cold shoes that you can’t tell if they’re wet or cold

you bitch

i curse you with your water tasting slightly like pasta

[confusedcalliope]

whyyyyyyy

i curse you with forgetting to plug in your phone before you go to bed

i curse thee with the curse of slightly cold shoes that you can’t tell if they’re wet or cold

you bitch

i curse you with your water tasting slightly like pasta

[confusedcalliope]

yeek

i curse you with having to flip the usb 3 times before it actually goes in

i curse thee with the curse of slightly cold shoes that you can’t tell if they’re wet or cold

you bitch

i curse you with your water tasting slightly like pasta

[confusedcalliope]

that’s just meeeeee

i curse you with the inability to tell the difference between chocolate chip and oatmeal raisin

i curse thee with the curse of slightly cold shoes that you can’t tell if they’re wet or cold

you bitch

i curse you with your water tasting slightly like pasta

[confusedcalliope]

you cockwomble

i curse you with that one strand of fabric sticking out of your favorite shirt

i curse thee with the curse of slightly cold shoes that you can’t tell if they’re wet or cold

you bitch

i curse you with your water tasting slightly like pasta

[confusedcalliope]

왜？？？？？？

i curse you with sticking out your pinky anytime you grab a cylindrical object

(get british’d you buffoon)

i curse thee with the curse of slightly cold shoes that you can’t tell if they’re wet or cold

you bitch

i curse you with your water tasting slightly like pasta

[confusedcalliope]

you motherfucker

i curse you with your shoes becoming untied as soon as you look away from them

i curse thee with the curse of slightly cold shoes that you can’t tell if they’re wet or cold

you bitch

i curse you with your water tasting slightly like pasta

[confusedcalliope]

ew

i curse you with all the clocks in your house being a varying amount of minutes off

i curse thee with the curse of slightly cold shoes that you can’t tell if they’re wet or cold

you bitch

i curse you with your water tasting slightly like pasta

[confusedcalliope]

oh what the fuck

i curse you with always missing your left sock

i curse thee with the curse of slightly cold shoes that you can’t tell if they’re wet or cold

you bitch

i curse you with your water tasting slightly like pasta

[confusedcalliope]

started makin stuff: an oc placed in a killing game

yes, i did the kaiba thing

[confusedcalliope]

SICK! we passin down gifts now?

here @missolaris have a blue shroom

get infected by the vern virus

NOOOOO IM NOW CONSTANTLY ROLLING 1S AND 2S

@rocafe here take this cursed die

[confusedcalliope]

alright, time to start making a new campaign! first i’ll need to pick the genre, choose an overall theme, start creating the world, and never mind i’ll do this tomorrow

[confusedcalliope]

damn, i have to use my funny now…

i play a swamp, letting me tap for one black mana

in response to that, i play dark ritual, giving me three black mana

thus letting me cast gloom pangolin (does nothing)

your turn

8 cards left

lets play uno. red 5. your turn

red flip. swap to the back side. your turn.

[confusedcalliope]

ugh, i forgot paint bucket was in the deck

blue 4

11 cards left

lets play uno. red 5. your turn

red flip. swap to the back side. your turn.

[confusedcalliope]

oh okay

i guess i have the plurbis now

here, @missolaris now i don’t have the plurbis

I give you the plurbis

What you do with the plurbis

oh no the plurbis

why must you give me the plurbis

hey @confusedcalliope take the plurbis

[confusedcalliope]

*chomp*

cant tell. taste buds are burnt.

@rocafe could you hold this for a minute

HEY, QUICK, CATCH THIS *throws you the LITERAL sun* DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT QUICK

Oh no oh no oh no

Hey @rocafe take the sun

[confusedcalliope]

if you were a pikmin which pikmin would you be??

the glow pikmin

look at the silly’s eyes