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Just out of curiosity, which song did you play?

I remember that time i was on a bus full of middle schoolers and like they handed me the aux chord and like i found it appropriate to play death grips cause like, that’s what middle schoolers like these days, right? and the bus driver was like “Please turn those robot noises down, young lady” kgkgkvkvkflc

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i guess i’m gay lmao

if u listen to any of these artists

- black dresses

- 100 gecs

- dorian electra

- sophie

- mcr

- arca

i want you to know i love you, you have supreme music taste and you are gay

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when your uber driver vibrates higher

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LIFE HACK (Important)

If you drop a piece of food on the floor, just give it a quick rinse in the sink, and the water will wash all the germs off!

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gonna stay up past my bedtime tonight. don’t tell mom!

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falling your crown it is

crown you must pick up

credit: sonny5ideup

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5. Floor smell

Top 5 MOST smells

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Good evening, sloths

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My favorite thing about meme culture is that I can quote lines from movies and shows I’ve never seen. I can quote like 10 lines from Thanos despite never seeing Infinity War or Endgame.

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Understandable, have a nice day! Also, shout out to Dollar Shave Club for sponsoring this comment!

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sellout!

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heh

live stream

instagram

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That looks like me after a stressful day

Cantor’s Giant Softshell Turtle Pelochelys cantorii Source: Here

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Actually, my day has been whorrible.

having fun? whore.

Yeah! Thanks man!

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I was h y p n o t i z e d

when sufjan stevens says "the ghost of carl approached my window" i just think of carl wheezer in ghost form and it genuinely haunts me

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I want to lie in this field and forget everything

days go by