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have you guys heard of noodles? that shit is thick or thin depending

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affirmations

i am a complex organism brutally engineered by uncaring forces of nature

i am a product of billions of years and trillions of deaths

i am building a machine greater than myself

i am able to make phone calls and appointments

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brown sugar and cinnamon are lesbian married

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Update from the man himself

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evangelicals being like "god made men to do This and be like This and women to do That and be like That that's just how it is" and it's just a picture of a white man and woman following traditional gender norms makes me so insane like you boring fascist fucks. god made 2 million species of beetles. god made whales, ducks, humans, and 1500 other species capable of same sex behavior. god made fish and amphibians that change sexes. god made more than 30 different intersex variations in human beings. god, in his infinite curiosity. wake up!!! fuck!!

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statement from mahmoud khalil shared by the center for constitutional rights

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yeah i trust her. she's framed really normal and trustworthy here. don't worry about it

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This is why I read the reddit comments

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I know the thesaurus abhors seeing me draw nigh

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Orgasm denial but in the same way people talk about the moon landing being faked

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you can tell a lot about a guy by the stuff you make up in your head about him

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task manager kill this fucking thinbg

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This is so real

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