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buffy and spike fucking so hard they demolished a house remains the scene of all time. i don't know why they even bothered continuing to make tv shows after that. no one's ever going to outdo that episode.

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i remember when i was a child internet safety was like "if you even hint at the country you live in, you're gonna get kidnapped and murdered", and nowadays it is encouraged or even necessary to give corporations every single personal detail if you want to use anything because if they can't sell your information they cry so hard they throw up

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will u slap it on my tongue while i look up at u :3

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They really need to make hrt that turns you into some kind of creature

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it’s funny that people on twitter hate tumblr so virulently bc i get it if you are logging on for the first time in 2025 tumblr probably does suck. however i wouldn’t know because i have been carefully curating my dash experience and mutual circle since 2011 and my circle of tumblrinas taken by itself is the greatest social networking site of all time

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Hannibal (2013-2015)

3x13 - “The Wrath of the Lamb”

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"im gay" "im straight" well im one of those pitiful things sometimes born in hospitals. they feed it, keep it warm, yet they dont put it on the machines. they let it die. but he doesnt die. he looks normal, and nobody can tell what he is.

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this thumbnail fucking kills me every time man

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i'm sort of between graves right now

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“i am a good fisherman, jack.”

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when stranger things started airing i was halfway through middle school. when it stops airing at the end of this year i'll be halfway through my masters degree. this really can't be the time frame for five seasons of television now it just can't

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It's so crazy how "Don't feed the trolls" was like the Motto of the internet & in forum culture of the 00s and early 10s and now you log onto a certain website and it's just an endless sea of people pouring gruel into the troll trough day in day out and no one seems to realize or care that their internet experience being a constant deluge of misery and bad faith discussion might in fact be their own fault

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tumblr is the funniest social media site to go viral on