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        No, no, no, stay back, demon cat. [The musician stumbles away from the feline, seeming strangely frightened for someone so tall to be afraid of such a small creature. His back hits his counter as he yanks his jingly jacket off of himself and throws it far away from himself.]

meow!

My muse has turned into a cat! Send me “Meow!” and I’ll generate what happens next! 

Their reaction to your muse being startled to find a cat in their house and shoos them out the front door because they do not have a cat??? { I didn’t number generate this one, because this is too good a chance to pass up }

Leo waits and waits, knowing that there will be a man coming in through that door. This man has blond hair, super tall, and has ALL the jingly things on his uniform to play with. 

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        [The musician stares at the cat and squints at it, slowly pulling himself up. Who brought the thing in in the first place? Rubbing his head, he inches away from the cat in confusion, mumbling under his breath.] Gato del infierno...

meow!

My muse has turned into a cat! Send me “Meow!” and I’ll generate what happens next! 

Their reaction to your muse being startled to find a cat in their house and shoos them out the front door because they do not have a cat??? { I didn’t number generate this one, because this is too good a chance to pass up }

Leo waits and waits, knowing that there will be a man coming in through that door. This man has blond hair, super tall, and has ALL the jingly things on his uniform to play with. 

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(Edelweissmage) Seeing Armand has returned, Vai brings him a tall glass of water and ushers him inside.

          Ah... thank you, Vai. I’d explain my absence but uh... my lips are sealed. [The musician mumbles as he takes a quiet sip of the water. His hair did seem much longer and darker as well as his facial hair being a little more unruly than usual.]

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      W-What are you-- ack! [A rather embarrassing shriek escapes from him as the cat pounces onto him. Armand practically screams as he slips backwards onto the ground as the cat tugged on the jingly pieces of his jacket. He finds himself unable to push the feline off of him, instead wussing out and covering his face to keep him from getting any scratches.]

meow!

My muse has turned into a cat! Send me “Meow!” and I’ll generate what happens next! 

Their reaction to your muse being startled to find a cat in their house and shoos them out the front door because they do not have a cat??? { I didn’t number generate this one, because this is too good a chance to pass up }

Leo waits and waits, knowing that there will be a man coming in through that door. This man has blond hair, super tall, and has ALL the jingly things on his uniform to play with. 

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You can find a random generator here.

Cat instincts take over, no one’s wiggling toes are safe.

Raw meat has never seemed so appealing and your muse is trying to make dinner with it but my muse wants it desperately.

Their reaction to your muse being startled to find a cat in their house and shoos them out the front door because they do not have a cat???

They are starving but your muse has left no food out for them, so they must find something- anything to eat!

They have somehow gotten trapped in a closet and they’re trying to get your muse’s attention.

They react to your muse pulling their tail.

They sit on your muse’s lap and dig their claws into their legs.

Weird cat shenanigans that only cat owners understand but your muse is not a cat owner so they do not understand.

Why is there catnip under the sofa?

My muse has turned into a cat! Send me "Meow!” and I’ll generate what happens next!

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         I’m not sure. Cats have liked me since I was a teenager, so it can’t be anything rubbed on me or my clothes... I guess it could be all the jingly and shiny bits on my clothes. [He scratches his cheek, frowning.]

    “I see.” She gave a nod. “Fair enough, not everyone are cat people. Well, do you have anything that they might like on your person? If you get rid of that then maybe it will go somewhere else.” 

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          [Armand opens the door, flinching at the sight of the cat. Where had that come from? It had to be some kind of cruel joke; he knew he hadn’t left the window open for some feline to waltz in. Taking a deep breath, he moves so the door is wide open for the cat to get out.] I... don’t know how you got in here, but you’ve got to get out of here, kitty... Now, go on.

meow!

My muse has turned into a cat! Send me “Meow!” and I’ll generate what happens next! 

Their reaction to your muse being startled to find a cat in their house and shoos them out the front door because they do not have a cat??? { I didn’t number generate this one, because this is too good a chance to pass up }

Leo waits and waits, knowing that there will be a man coming in through that door. This man has blond hair, super tall, and has ALL the jingly things on his uniform to play with. 

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         I’m not a fan of them. They shed on me, they constantly claw their way up my leg... I can’t handle that kind of affection. [The musician shrugs. He always had the sneaking suspicion that someone had managed to lace his armor with catnip.]

           “Hmm?” The brunette tipped her head in confusion at the request. “Why would you want it go away? What’s wrong with a cat following you?” 

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        This heat has... made me a little woozy. [Sure, blame it on the heat. It was his fault for letting his horse kick over his only water. Armand almost swore he saw vultures already hovering around, deciding on who would get to gnaw on his entrails.]

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starter || mamukuuto

        I know this is a strange thing to ask of someone you’ve never met, but I’ve been traveling many days and my water supply ran out long ago. I don’t suppose you could spare any water for me? [The man does look incredibly fatigued, his skin looking especially dirty and pale. He runs his tongue over he gravely chapped lips, silently praying that if she said no, he could find an oasis or such.]

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tumblr’s inbox system is messing up, no @ everyone it’s not just you. pass the word around.

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starter || derpygamergirl

        I’m afraid there’s been a pesky feline that has been relentlessly pursuing me all day. Is there anyone way you could make the creature go away?

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like/reblog for a starter, ig?? i want to be active on here more but all my threads shriveled up and died

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    when i wake up, i’m  a f r a i d

         somebody else will take my place

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        Long time, no see. I’ve been in kind of a pickle lately but I got out without getting my tongue cut off so I’m back.

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On anon give my muse nightmares. Scare them, make them paranoid, make them cry.

Make them scream

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Domestic Starters 2.0

"Do I smell breakfast or is that the house burning down?"

"Honey, you look tired. Go sleep."

"So I was driving past a pet store the other day and couldn't help but wonder how cute an animal would be like in our home."

"I want to move in with you."

"I think we should go house hunting. Buy a big family home on the beach or something."

"What do you think about children?"

"Our son/daughter got sent to the principals office today."

"Babe, can you explain to me what this is doing here?"

"You look like you could use a massage."

"I want to take a shower so you should probably join me. It'll save water."

"I may have broken the dish washer."

"There's a spider in the shower!"

"I think I might be pregnant."

"I want to try for a baby."

"I want to adopt a child."

"You would make the perfect father/mother."

"Think about it. The little patter of children in our home."

"I want to marry you."

"What do you think about this color wall for our room?"

"Why is the bathroom overfilling with water?"

"Did you eat all my oreos?"

"We live together. You can't blame this on anyone else."

"I've got a romantic surprise for you."

"Let's just stay in bed."

"Get back into bed."

"Can you call in sick today?"

"I just want to lie here all day with you."

"Oh, there's no need to put a shirt on."

"I'm sick of doing all the chores!"

"We can't afford this!"

"Don't mind me, just want to remember how beautiful you look in bed this morning."