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SDIYBT

-google

"...Bro."

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Why are you all bald? Did you all choose to shave?? Also hats don’t count :)

"...Uuhhhh..."

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Does it scare you tho

"..."

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Ahh I know you don't care but I have an oc that is contractee's daughter.. heh.. leans on wall super cool

(OOC: But Wow That's Awesome!)

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Pineapple on pizza is supreme :3

"Interesting Opinion, Is The Pineapple On Pizza War Still Going On? I Can't Remember If It Ended Or Not-"

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Waves at you

*Waves Back*

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Do you have any Phobias?

"Phobias...Uhm, Nyctophobia."

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Do you like millipedes? ^_^

"SUPER SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN ANSWERING YOUR QUESTIONS- I Was Busy, But I'll Get Back To It, Anyways, Uhm I'm Pretty Neutral Around Them, But I Definitely Jump When I See One-"

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Does it scare you?

"Okay What's Going On...What Are You Saying-"

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[ @epicrollerskater ]

"Hye!! It's been a bit!! How are you, contract guy??"

"Good, Thanks For Asking!"

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".... do you ever wonder why pickles are called pickles.... or why fires are a thing! Ha... I need my meds."

- Ant0n1oo 🟫🔧((oc))

"Uh..."

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*quietly places some bunny stickers on your hat-*

*Notices The Stickers*

"Oh!"

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Do you hear it?

"...Huh?"

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flicks your forehead and scutters off giggling like a madman

"Hey-!"

*Looks At You With A Slightly Annoyed Expression As You Run Away*

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Yeah I'm attending the wedding btw

"O-Oh! Well..."

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Kenzii: When can i start coming along when you guys go on debt collecting?! you guys are sayin "You're not ready" But im TWELVE i can handle it!! im old enough to help😠😠‼️‼️

"Well..."

*Insert Flashback Of Someone Dying Bc They Didn't Pay Their Debt*

"I'll Tell You When You're Older."

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this is my son Popcorn, he do a dancey dance for u cuz ur awesome :3

"Aw! Thanks!"