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OK I don’t know about y’all but it’s the hip dips for me I mean look at them what a fine specimen

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Here are the weirdest nicknames I’ve ever had within the last three years

Number one himbo

Number two bimbo

Number three cool mom

Number four mommy

Number five kitty despite it being cute the story behind it is kind a little creepy and uncomfortable with me and I was kind of weirded out because of the situation like this dude would call me kitty and he would stroke my hair . I barely knew him so it was weird for me and creepy.

Number six Jeffrey Dahmer why?It’s because the band Director spelled my name wrong and it sounded like Jeffrey and due to this I am not gonna reveal my name and so everybody started calling Jeffrey Dahmer because that’s whenever the series came out on Netflix and then I tend to bite people if they put their hands near my mouth or try to choke me out and I’ll tell them scary gory facts issue, cannibalistic ones. then maybe the fact that I like the taste of blood because I told them and they completely forgot about it until this happened.

Number seven Demon child this is because I could pretend that I’ve been possessed by going into a back bend climbing up and down the steps of the band hall, and I myself myself into painful looking positions like between my legs all the way, and laying on my stomach while holding onto my thighs, while my crotch is right against my neck.

And that is all I think. Have a nice day or night. stay safe.

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CULT MEETING/DEMONIC THERAPY @ 3AM BITCHES

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Yes Egg-cellent long live Eggseal

crybaby learns how to swim - subtitled

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AAAAAAAAAAGHHH!! 😍

Al haithem and Leona my loves

these 3 have the same va (O_O)

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Attention

I’ve noticed something an I know I’m not the only one but no on talks about it.

Why is it that BASEBALL,FOOTBALL,AND EVEN SOFTBALL PLAYERS HAVE SO MUCH ASS I’LL JUST BE WATCHING A GAME AND I’LL NOTICE THAT THEY HAVE AN FAT ASS!

WHY JUST WHY

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what my man JADE!! Oof I thought he was usually elegant like most of the time but this god damn that’s hot

SHUT THE FUCK UP JADE LEECH USED TO BE WHAT????

Okay eyo, the concept of Epel with thick rimmed glasses who admired the entertainment industry and more characters having familiars is already so good.

BUT THIS???? WE COULD HAVE HAD PUNK JADE????? WITH A CRAZIER HAIRSTYLE AND PIERCINGS AND JUST ?????!:!:!:!:!:!:!:!’fkdkd EXCUSE MEEEEEEE

Where is the universe where they pushed with this idea because I NEED THIS SO BAD……….. SO FUCKING BAD………………. I’M SO SAD NOW I JUST WANT THIS TO BE A REAL THING NOW, EVEN IF IT WAS IN AN EVENT

Scremaing and cryjfnf anyway, manifesting that Yana keeps “losing” the 3rd anniversary raffle that Twst was holding so she drops more lore ☺️

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To be honest no hate please I myself wouldn’t be surprised if they were gay why bc

1.they share a brain cell

2.They are always around each other

3.They pretty much can’t live without each other

why r u both posing like anime women

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Meow

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That feeling of absolute power

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Mmm sharp teeth

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Lol

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The more trauma the better

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Some shorts

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shidou is so fine~ oop there goes all my common sense

I AGREE I AGREE

THANK UUUUUUUUUUU

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Probably some dark humor or not it depends on wether I remember that it’s April fools or not

reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

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I have created a new word at school and it tis

COOTER

A combination of Coochie + Hooters = COOTER