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joints will see you taking a step & be like "i bet i could improve on this with my Cool New Trick." & theyre wrong
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being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot
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I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test
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I meant to make this meme ages ago when pride month was still on but yeah gé (pronounced gay) is the Irish for a goose.
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TIL if you polish an ancient sword that’s been used in battle, even a 2000 year old sword, it literally bleeds out the blood of the people it’s been used on, which “smells like a steak cooking”.
via reddit.com
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do u ever miss your own energy. like damn what happened to me
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my nipples are hard. but finding the right renters insurance doesnt have to be
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dark green is a nice color. underrated
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