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Actually reblogging again so I can fix the source. Because that website is something entirely different.
Here's an actual source that has more information and photos: https://collection.sciencemuseumgroup.org.uk/objects/co140918/ivory-dildo-complete-with-contrivance-for-simulating-ejaculation-with-cloth-bag-dildos-sexual-aids-penises
An 18th century CE ivory dildo complete with contrivance for simulating ejaculation and its own discreet cloth bag. The didlo was hidden in the seat of a Louis XV armchair found in a convent near Paris. Now housed at the Science Museum in London
More: https://thetravelbible.com/mysterious-archaeological-finds/
#I worried at first that I reblogged misinformation#it's largely true they just affixed a source that's about something different#also the real source is a little cagier about the provenance lmao#'when it was acquired it was registered that' is doing some heavy lifting there lmao
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An 18th century CE ivory dildo complete with contrivance for simulating ejaculation and its own discreet cloth bag. The didlo was hidden in the seat of a Louis XV armchair found in a convent near Paris. Now housed at the Science Museum in London
More: https://thetravelbible.com/mysterious-archaeological-finds/
#googling what a louis xv armchair looks like made this even funnier for me#like girl where did you even hide it#it feels like anyone looking at (or worse sitting in) the dildo chair would find it pretty easily
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I can't unsee the cats, and bees don't have ears, unless they're supposed to be wings? Antennae? Dammit, those are cats.
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You've heard of the man, the myth, the legend. Now get ready for the woman, the omen, the portent.
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watching smartypants and like
why do I feel vaguely ashamed that like 75% of my musical consumption is swing from the 20s-40s and I know every single one of the swing revival bands he's ripping on/enjoying
sorry for ushering in the apocalypse I guess lmao
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Jessica Rabbit
Art by Stephanie Pepper
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the problem is that I want to know everything in the world but also I can't seem to do my laundry when I'm supposed to, rendering me absolutely useless
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#I used to live in FL and NC#my parents are from the baltimore/dc area#so I have been to many of these lmao
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i need you all a little less at the witches trials and more at the devils sacrament
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I had to take a piss test for a job I got hired at today, and this is the name of the fuckin company that makes the tests
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#my parents noticed I was holding my books like three inches from my face#the first year or so of first grade I’d forget my glasses at home sometimes#but after that my eyes got so bad that was an impossibility#I think by probably third grade I couldn’t find my way around without them lmao
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if you were a deity, what would you be the god of
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