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if youve ever heard of weird polycule drama u gotta understand its less 'poly people are bad partners' and more 'statistically if you have five girlfriends thats like 5x the likelyhood of one of your girlfriends doing something batshit" . like thats just basic math. rollin the dice. you hit the snake eyes buddy. sorry try again.
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reluctant friend: puppy dog city is a myth, we should turn back
grizzled mercenary: it's getting dark, keep moving
puppygirl: puppy dog city's real. it's a city full of puppy dogs, a place i'll belong & fit in, it's home. i saw it
eccentric scientist: the implications are astounding
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me when it’s dark and miserable pouring thundering rain outside

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The only downside to talking to small children like they’re normal people and treating them like normal people (as per my mom) is that as they develop into bigger children they are viscerally aware of every single moment in which they are pandered to like stupid little accessories (as per my dad, my teacher, the special ed aide, every adult in my middle school) and you end up getting a lot of phone calls from people reporting your kid for (checks notes) “undermining authority”, “disrupting the classroom environment”, “disobeying elder peers”, and “unionizing the grade eleven gym class with intent to incite a mutiny” (as per me) and you end up with a Grown Adult who will absolutely encourage and enable other people’s children to fuck the sustem
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Accessing my Trans Woman Male Privilege at a job interview by greeting the interviewer with the Secret Man Handshake I was taught during my Male Socialization, immediately overriding all his biases against women
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When you type a ^_^ face, looks like she’s smiling while her mouth is in fact a completely straight line. In the old days this was known as illusion magic.
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Hey!
Do you love practical effects?
Do you crave long episodic plots with lots of goofy filler episodes?
Are you tired of snarky, insincere superhero stories?
Do you long to see beautiful people bleeding from the mouth a little bit and so overcome with emotion that they’re shouting all their dialogue?
Does the phrase “heated drama between men” excite you?
Then you, yes YOU, should be watching tokusatsu, a term meaning “special effects” which is generally used to refer to live-action (or sometimes puppet-based) shows and movies utilizing practical special effects, and which is as a rule chock-full of all the good stuff people complain about not getting anymore.
And I am here to recommend it to you!
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@wayneradiotv my friend saw this on LinkedIn will these lessons be included in hlvrai2
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Scientists have just discovered some rocks at the bottom of the ocean can make oxygen... and they do it in complete darkness!
These aren’t magic stones, they’re polymetallic nodules, potato-sized metal lumps packed with manganese, cobalt, and nickel.
But here’s the twist; when seawater flows over their surfaces, they generate tiny electric currents that can split water molecules into hydrogen and oxygen. No sunlight, no photosynthesis, just deep-sea chemistry creating breathable gas in the pitch black.
This “dark oxygen” could explain how deep-sea creatures survive in low-oxygen zones far from the surface. What's even wilder is that if this can happen on Earth, it could be happening right now in the hidden oceans of Europa or Enceladus, two icy moons that scientists think might host alien life.
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Straight male feminist who’s not into objectum because he doesn’t like viewing objects as women
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had a dream a while ago that i was GMing a tabletop and we were all talking about character ideas in discord and one of my friends just kept saying ‘can i play this?’ and linking the wikipedia page for dogs
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is it weird for a 23 and 26 year old to be friends?
no. please reach out. there’s people who want to help you.

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Also is it me or is Baku's belt supposed to be a pacemaker? Like with the whole scene of it giving him back his heartbeat and now it being stuck on his chest
Stayed up past my bedtime for the ZEZTZ premiere. #worthit
Very strong first episode. The dreamscape looked awesome.
I love the “invading people’s dreams” gimmick.
They definitely seem to be taking the English-speaking audience into consideration, with the way the subtitles were done and also the inclusion of Commander Zero. Which is absolutely not, yknow, necessary, but it’s cool to see.
The light-up accents on the suit are very cool. I wasn’t sure about the belt-across-the-shoulder design but I’m sure it will grow on me.
Uh-oh, Ryoutarou has competition for “unluckiest Rider.” XD
#also his close encounters with death could be a metaphor for heart disease#and high stress (aka “helping people”) causes his accidents
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Thinking about my black roommate in college who once tried to convince people her middle name was “cuntbag” and told them it was a traditional Libyan name and through the power of 2017 white guilt this had a 98% success rate
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