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a little companion piece to the meme shenanigans from last friday - some soft parent stiles, as a treat ♡

available as stickers and postcards on redbubble - no prints bc i'm a fool who didn't check the resolution (':

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Their way of making up after an argument

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Yesterday my sister was going to complain about how things could have been different with our parents but stopped herself and said "No use treading through the multiverse"

Sooo true bestie that's going straight into my lexicon

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Running dog. La chronophotographie.  1899. 

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Poor Eli, one dad is a mother hen and the other has the mothering instincts of a demented chicken

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can I live my life or do I have to go away forever

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Congrats to Vic Michaelis for winning Season 7 of Game Changer 🎉

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A silly idea I had that I just had to draw...

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KPOP DEMON HUNTERS (2025) dir. Maggie Kang and Chris Appelhans

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Coal miner's child using a hole in the door to enter a bedroom with a smoking pipe in one hand and a gun in the other in Bertha Hill, West Virginia. Photo by Marion Post Wolcott. 1938

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Huntrix, don't miss, how it's done, done, done! ✨

(Print I sold at Galaxycon, now available in my shop.)

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New intern/volunteer at the wolf sanctuary Stiles jumping into the pack of wild wolves because he heard the handler Erica say domesticated and not ‘not yet domesticated’.

Full shift Derek and owner of the sanctuary loosing his ever loving mind when he looks out his office window and sees a random 20 something year old hop into the wild wolf enclosure like a frog into the frying pan. He’s shifting and barreling through the door and over the fence letting out the loudest, most protective and furious roar any of the wolves have ever heard.

The actual wolves bowing their heads and backing away from the grinning and oblivious human. All they see is god level tier alpha protecting his mate and they all submit themselves to the two.

Stiles has no idea the danger he was in and Derek is still pumping with adrenaline when the human drops down next to him and hugs him around the neck. “Who’s a good boy! Look at the big beautiful man!” Stiles coos happily as Derek realizes the predicament he just put himself in. Because now Stiles assumes there is always a black wolf the size of a car in the enclosure and he can’t shift in front of a human.

Stiles starts brushing him and petting him and kissing his “little forehead” and Derek is too stunned and confused to do anything but sit and take it. And Erica is on the other side of the fence wailing in laughter, holding her stomach.

From then on Derek is shifted and waits for Stiles every night as this college aged freak never fucking sleeps and pops over at the weirdest times. The wild wolves eventually become so desensitized from Stiles smell they actually start treating him like the alphas mate and it’s not long before he’s leading them around like little ducklings even when Derek isn’t right next to him.

And of course Derek starts falling for the buffoon. The idiot human with pretty doe eyes who smells like cinnamon and magic and wears his heart on his sleeve. The only problem any of them have is that Stiles insists on meeting the owner of the sanctuary and Derek Hale can’t be so busy he’s gone every single time he’s here… Stiles tries sneaking into the man’s office and snooping around and the big black wolf he calls Fenrir follows after him huffing and growling in discontent when the human starts going through his things.