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coolwhitecatblackcat · 2 months ago

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#fried eggs and toast #safefood

If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

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coolwhitecatblackcat · 1 year ago

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Today's a day I could have gone without.

#got yelled at at work today #dog raided the fucking bin #just dropped my lunch with only an hour and half until my second shift #universe told me to fuck myself extra hard apparently

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coolwhitecatblackcat · 2 years ago

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Today's unfortunate quote (and accidental racism against jeans):

Sister in law:I'm not rinsing out your jeans, they're scary!

Me: is it because they're big and black? Here, you take the underwear.

#Denim jeans #black jeans #It just popped out #Our washing machine broke #so we were handwashing the clothes

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coolwhitecatblackcat · 2 years ago

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Today's unfortunate quote.

Dog: [huge vibrating fart]

Me: Jesus Christ, is the sofa OK?

#dalmatian #that stinky b*stard #god #why?#What the actual hell did he eat?

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coolwhitecatblackcat · 2 years ago

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I love having medium to big sized dogs, but I'll be damned if the urge to punt yapping chihuahuas over a wall isn't there. If someone must own a chihuahua, train it. Don't say "Aw, he's got little bug eyes, so cute!" If I have to train a German shepherd to walk past nice and quiet, so do chihuahua owners.

#shut your damn dog up

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coolwhitecatblackcat · 2 years ago

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Today's unfortunate quote, supplied by my quick witted sister in law.

Me "My dog, he does tricks for sticks!"

Her "Tricks for dicks!"

#dalmatian #bullying my dog #we were trying to get him to smile for the camera #he fuckin barked

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coolwhitecatblackcat · 2 years ago

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#he's so cute #dalmatian #stage 5 clinger

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coolwhitecatblackcat · 2 years ago

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He found a football in our back garden yesterday (not our ball) and decided to come show me after he'd popped it. Checked with the neighbours, not theirs and no one was by my back gate, so, free ball! This spotted monster loves footballs!

#dalmatian #free football #I was making dinner when he showed me #Seriously he loves it

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coolwhitecatblackcat · 2 years ago

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Today's unfortunate quote I came out with about my dog. "He ate dead animals today, I'd be surprised if his ass didn't smell like sulphur."

#what the hell #that dog

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coolwhitecatblackcat · 2 years ago

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