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some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

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Fanfic author: I’m not a fan of angst so... it’s all fluff

Me confused and hurt after reading:

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Serious question! If you hate a person so much why dedicate a blog to them? Like I see these pest every so often. How sad, and pathetic does your life have to be to always be so negative. Sad really :(

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listen carefully ;)

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Some of my favorite Lili tweets in 2018.

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Queen! 👑 Your clap-backs, though🔥. (Btw, we would love to hear your life advice!)

🤷🏻‍♀️

I mean, I guess I could have…..

It’s 9:00am, time for Betty to start her work day. She pulls out some paper and a pen and opens her laptop to see if she can find answers to the mystery she’s trying to solve.

At, 2:00pm she finally comes up for air, realizing she missed lunch and is quite hungry. Jughead comes to her office to see how she’s doing.

“You good?” He asks.

“I’m really hungry!!”

He walks over and helps her out of her chair and Betty is suddenly hungry for something other than food and pushes him down on the desk, she climbs him like the magnificent tree that he is, her hand pulling of his clothes……..

😬

Oops, got distracted by Bughead hotness…..

🤔

Betty quickly jumps off and sits prim and proper back in her chair.

“Jughead, please bring me a salad.” Jughead pulls down his zipper and whips out his marvelous manhood.

“Need some dressing….”

😱

My god! I just can’t help myself. I apologize to my earlier pressed amused anon, I’ll try to do better…..

😏

But probably not…..

To this anon, life advice: don’t be a dick like the previous anon. That will get you far in life 💞

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Betty + caressing Jug’s face

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warm colors, warm kisses

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There was a “lactation/quiet room” sign on the door and the room had been reserved for that purpose on the company calendar. So Hannah was surprised when she walked in to discover a male co-worker using the lactation room for a phone call.

“I had to stand there with my sore, full boobs and explain to this dude who was mad at me for interrupting him that I needed the room to express milk to feed my kid later,” said Hannah, who works at a public health policy not-for-profit.

Her story is far from unusual. Travis Kalanick, the embattled CEO of Uber, it was revealed this week, uses his company’s lactation room to meditate.

“I have walked in on an exec having sex with an intern in the lactation room,” said one women working in tech.

A third woman, who worked for what she described as a well-funded food startup with a social justice mission, said that her CEO regularly used the lactation room to make phone calls or take naps.

“I had to wake him numerous times, which was humiliating,” she said. “Once he told me: ‘I need another 15 minutes.’”

While the CEO would laugh about his behavior, approaching her later to say “Don’t hate me!” or “I owe you one!”, the woman said that his actions had a serious impact on her ability to continue breastfeeding her second child.

“I didn’t pump very long after I went back [to work]. I actually just couldn’t produce enough for my baby, and I know it was because of the stress because I never had that issue with my first,” she said. “I am sad I won’t ever get that back.”

A facilities manager for an advertising company changed the signage on the lactation room from “privacy room” to “mothering room” because, he said: “A guy wouldn’t stop using it to place long angry phone calls hammering out his ugly divorce/custody battle.”

Frustratingly to the manager, the company actually had designated rooms for placing phone calls. “The lactation room was just closer to his desk,” he said.

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