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“only people who have known great pain have the capacity to learn magic.”

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Imagine if you could separate your conscious mind from your body to go chill somewhere else for a while without having to exist in your body all the time, but it turns out that your body can have separation anxiety and once you go back into your body you're suddenly slammed with feeling like pure shit because the whole time you spent fucking off somewhere else, your body has been in a state of nonstop panic attacks out of fear that you might not come back.

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huge shout out to this little kid for writing my favorite poem

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I love you Normal :((

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maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient

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dwit anniversary means logan with his front teeth knocked out anniversary too. for those who celebrate (me)

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PATTON NOOO DO NOT HIT SEND PATTOOOOOM

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me: “yeah I dated a guy in high school who came out as gay. it was before i knew i was a boy so needless to say it didn’t work out”

coworker: “damn dude was preordering”

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i actually get a bit annoyed with people who get a bit annoyed when people say “sorry” in response to their bad news. “why are you apologizing you didn’t do anything :/” like okay well a) you don’t know that and actually yes i am the secret architect of all your woes and have been this whole time, way to refuse to acknowledge a woman (gender neutral)’s accomplishments. and b) we’re both fluent english speakers so you know perfectly well that “sorry” isn’t always an apology and is very commonly used as an expression of general regret or sympathy. not in this case, because i have been your secret nemesis for years, meticulously plotting your every misery, but, like, in general

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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

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…nobody tell Logan. It’s sippable now.

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I like drawing Virgil a little too much and drawing specific headcanons even more

local emotionally repressed emo struggles to properly express affection

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You know for the first 18-ish years of your life everyone your age is mostly doing the same things and then all of a sudden every year for the rest of your life somebody your age is getting divorced while somebody else just learned what a leaf is and you have no idea what’s going on or what you’re supposed to be doing

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cure of ra

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was going through some of my health records and some doctor put “dresses oddly” next to my psychotic symptoms. hey fuck you too man