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beesousbisous‌:

She wrinkled her nose as she thought it over. She’d let Sterling bring her food if she were by herself. “Can I let you know? My boss will be there helping me and I’m not sure how he’ll feel about it,” she explained, pressing her lips together. “If I was going to be by myself I’d let you.”

Corbin frowned, shrugging. “Fine, fine. I mean... your loss.” He poured a couple of drinks for the people sitting next to her, moving back to her as he finished his own drink. “What else are you up to tonight? Besides causin’ trouble in my bar.” He joked.

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itsfcknvictoria‌:

“are you serious?” victoria questioned,“I thought those were suppose to be free?.” she looked over toward her purse, which seemed to be filled with something, but with what would just remain a secret. yeah, she was a repeat offender then, but he didn’t need to know about it. looking back over at corbin, victoria leaned over the bar wanting to get a glimpse of the review that the old lady had left for him. her elbows were now pressed up on the counter top, as her feet sat up under her on the bar stool.  “yes sir, show me please!” she replied,  “I need some humor right now and probably another drink that is strong . . er, but I need humor first.” 

“they are, to an extent. this woman somehow, like... went behind the bar and took an entire bag.” he told her, noticing the way she looked at her purse. “don’t worry, i’d let you get away with it.” he pulled up the yelp review, raising an eyebrow at her when she called him ‘sir’ but deciding not to tease her for it at that exact moment. “here, read it.” he handed her his phone, starting to make her a drink as she read it.

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beesousbisous‌:

“I know you would have. You’re like my super aggressive guardian angel,” she teased, nodding as he poured her a shot. She shrugged, taking the shot. “We had an actual funeral today so nothing gross. Just a lot of people crying. However, I have a drowning victim tomorrow. The hospital’s morgue tried its best to unbloat them as much as possible but there’s only so much anyone can do. Apparently the body is green and really bloated. So that’ll be fun to deal with in the morning.”

“That’s what they call me!” He grinned, leaning over the bar and resting on his forearms as she spoke. “Damn, that’s fucking amazing. Please tell me you’re gonna let me pretend I’m bringing you lunch or something so I can see. Please, B. I gotta see that shit.”

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fizzyhqs‌:

usually, dating doctors from the hospital worked in fizzy’s favor. they sprung for a fancy meal and were so thankful to be out with a woman that looked like her that they ended up eager to please in bed but tonight she’d ended up on the date from hell with a narcissistic surgeon. she’d cut dinner short hoping he’d be easier to deal with at the bar but that just succeeded in getting him sloppy drunk and she’d reached her limit. he’d become a disruption and finally, corbin demanded that he leave. “fuck, i’m so sorry, c. i would’ve never brought him here if i knew he’d end up like that.”

he shrugged. “c’mon, fizz, you know i wouldn’t blame you. if i had a quarter for every time i had to kick someone out, this bar would be making a lot more money.” he chuckled, shrugging again. “how’d dinner go? ‘cause i’m clocking out soon and i’m fucking hungry and i’ve been daydreaming about those tacos down the street.”

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itsfcknvictoria‌:

“pretty?” victoria questioned playfully, rolling her eyes a little, “and to think I considered myself  drop dead gorgeous.” well at least it was good to know that he considered her pretty. better than cute, she thought. as she took another sip of her mimosa, she watched as the guy left and corbin yelling after him for a good review. it played out in her head like some SEINFIELD episode, as the guy exited the scene and corbin yelling into the screen. “now you’re just pushing it with the yelp review,” victoria laughed, taking another sip, “but I would love to see the comment he leaves for you.” 

he rolled his eyes, laughing a little bit as he moved back behind the bar. “honestly, he’s not going to leave one. if he does, i’ll honestly die laughing.” he shook his head, running a hand through his hair. “i said that to someone once -- this old lady who kept trying to steal pretzels -- and she actually left this really long one, i could show it to you if you want.”

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beesousbisous‌:

If there was one thing Bee could count on when she came to the bar, it was that Corbin always had her back. She had been getting pestered by an older man who refused to back off when she told him she had a boyfriend, and Corbin was right there ready to throw him out. As the man sulked off, the blond breathed a sigh of relief. “Thank you. I didn’t think he was ever going to give up.”

“Yeah, he probably wasn’t.” He shrugged, pouring himself a shot of tequila. “You want one?” He asked her, pouring one anyway before looking at her again. “I would’ve kicked his ass, too, I wasn’t just fucking around. You know I’ve got your back, babe.” He smiled over at her, downing his shot and glancing back over towards the kitchen to see if the fries he ordered for them a few minutes ago were done. “So, tell me about all the gross shit you saw today. I’m all ears.”

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lctibvle‌:

elijah watched the whole encounter, finishing his drink before walking up to the bar manager. “pretty sure that fuck doesn’t know what yelp is. if he doesn’t know how to respect people in 2019, his ass sure as hell doesn’t know what the internet is. i mean, come on. how can you act like that knowin’ there’s probably someone recording you? fuckin’ assholes, man.” shaking his head, elijah extends a hand. “eli, by the way. i’m pretty sure you live in my building, but there’s so many fucks that go in and out of that place, i barely pay attention anymore.”

he chuckled, nodding. “yeah, i know. i just like to fuck with people on their way out. and on their way in, honestly.” he glanced down at the guy’s hand, ignoring it on his way back behind the bar. “i’m not a handshake guy, sorry, man. you want a drink?”

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“man, i told you an hour ago... get the fuck out before i have to throw you out on your ass and embarrass you in front of this pretty girl.” he said with a smirk, not nervous at all. he had kicked a lot of assholes out of the bar, especially late at night, so he would do it again if he had to. “yeah, that’s what i thought.” he commented after the guy was silent, chuckling as he pointed to the door. “don’t let it hit you on the way out. make sure you leave a good yelp review, though!”

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( colson baker. 28. cismale. he/him. ) ❛ corbin lawrence, a leo from nashville, tn, moved into holloway seven years ago. they are a bar manager that lives in 5d and their neighbors don’t particularly mind them. some say they can be aggressive and indecisive but others say they’re ambitious and generous. anyways, one thing is for sure: you hear paradise city by guns n roses, it’s corbin blasting it.

tw: arson

okay i’m making this up as i go along AS ALWAYS so here we goooooooo

corbin was born on august 3, 1990 to suuuuuper religious parents

his parents were very active in the church so there was always a (whats that thing that zooms in on people............... microscope???? i’m going with that) there was always a microscope on him bc he was from a small town!!! 

i know i said nashville but i said nashville in the way that like small town people who live an hour from nashville will say nashville to seem cooler

obviously because it’s fucking machine gun kelly he was a REBELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

but he was actually wasn’t that rebellious like he drank beer and had several different girlfriends during high school but in his small town that was AWFUL 

he definitely had pre-marital sex a whole lot

he got sick of people talking shit and saved up money to move the fuck outta tennessee but here comes the teA!!!

his father figured out what he was saving the money for and took all of his money and gave it to the church and then that sunday they were like ‘let’s all give a huge thank you to corbin lawrence for his extremely generous donation’ and he fuckin KNNEEWWW IT WAS HIS MONEY

so he came back to the church at night time and lowkey set it on fire but its fine!!!! bc no one was hurt!!!! the church just burned down and he left down and never came back!!!

he stole a bunch of his parents’ jewelry on his way out of town and sold them when he got to nyc so he could find somewhere to stay

the first place he went when he got to the city was this bar that he owns now and the owner at the time really helped him get on his feet and gave him a job and blah blah blah

he’s usually a decent guy i GUESS but since he manages a bar he knows how to shut shit down and kick people out 

and also since he BURNED DOWN A CHURCH!!! he’s not always a decent guy CLEARLY but it has to be prompted

he also doesn’t do relationships ever but gimme a fwb plot if u love me

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( colson baker. 28. cismale. he/him. ) ❛ corbin lawrence, a leo from nashville, tn, moved into holloway seven years ago. they are a bar manager that lives in 5d and their neighbors don’t particularly mind them. some say they can be aggressive and indecisive but others say they’re ambitious and generous. anyways, one thing is for sure: you hear paradise city by guns n roses, it’s corbin blasting it. ( penned by liv, 22, est. )

congratulations, liv! corbin is a resident of holloway and we love having them here! please have your account in within 12 hours and if you need an extension to that, feel free to message the main at any time! colson baker is now taken.

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Colson Baker (Machine Gun Kelly) as Tommy Lee in The Dirt (2019)

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