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reblog this rat until staff gets involved

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*throws gay pixie dust on you*

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I don't tell people about my invisible dad or my dad with a giant hand because they'll think I'm insane if I try

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Kyle's search history is one of the gayest, most confusing, bizzare, oddly horniest things you'll ever read

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HAPPY INTENATIONAL LESBIAN DAY!!! 🧡🧡🤍💖💖

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I found "Victor Best shirtless" in Kyle's search history

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Yo when Invisi-Bill and Big Left Hand Guy started calling me "the/our baby" I thought they were like. Joking. I'm starting to think they aren't

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No, WordGirl, you don't understand. I didn't strangle Mr. and Mrs. Best in their sleep. I just gave them very tight neck hugs in their sleep. I have done nothing wrong, that's why I was so happy and smiling the whole time I was doing it.

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Gonna sprinkle some gay pixie dust on Kyle while he's sleeping tonight

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*my mom laying on the living room couch and only sitting up to take sips of her alcohol*

*my dad not even in the house, he left to go gamble at the local casino*

*my brother Kyle hiding in the bathroom and playing pokemon*

*me sitting alone in my bedroom with all the blinds shut alongside my Beatrice Bixby bodypillow*

My family is normal and happy and functional

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Same

why did no one ever tell me stealing is fun

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Silver has the audacity to tell me and my Lady Redundant Woman bodypillow that it's only normal to have a waifu when she's actually fictional

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Ah yes, so you're also friends with our cousin, Valerie Worst. We recently met her when she showed up at our school. We have the same last name, and that obviously means we are simply long lost cousins and we thus always do cousinly activities with each other

why does Valerie keep calling these gremlin kids Cori and Kyle "cousin"? is this something I should know about?

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When I started befriending Invisi-Bill and BLHG, somebody should've warned me of the consequences

As in, somebody should've told me "By the way, after a few weeks of knowing these guys, they will look you dead in the eyes and tell you "we're proud of you" and you're gonna start bawling because you have never experienced genuine parental love and affection before in your entire life"

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pride milkshakes :)

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Schodinger's cat is overrated if you wanna see something that's constantly both dead and alive I'm literally right here

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Life is hard and cold, boob is soft and warm