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ok u caught me i’m stupid

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🤗 i dont like this emoji. this is not a hug to me. this is someone doing condescending jazz hands in my general direction when i am in need of affection. not comforting.

🫂 i love this emoji. this is a hug. we are hugging and its nice. and as a special bonus they appear to be my old friends from the msn messenger logo? very comforting.

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found a rock in the kitchen and as I was about to throw it in the trash I thought "wait this is cruel I should let it outside" as if it was a living thing

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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

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you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling

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i dont even want chips anymore

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I am looking neither respectfully nor disrespectfully. I gaze without recognition of your form, and without understanding.

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The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, 2001 dir. Peter Jackson

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im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing

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FYI we are now putting poison in the chips becase we think your stupid and we hate you

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we at the hotel motel holiday inn. if you even give a fuck.

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[guy experiencing the first stage of grief voice] damn i got through the five stages of grief pretty quickly 😄

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Magnus Thierfelder

All of this and nothing, 2011

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