corpseshadow
corpseshadow
Strange and never changing
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The one true Stalker Pineapple, Abyssal Celebrant, Harbinger of Despair, 3 DPS in a trench coat and Master of Blossom DanceI use 20 sentences when 2 will do. I sometimes draw, I mostly write, and sometimes I'll post something scientific and nerdy.
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corpseshadow · 1 year ago
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A friend just sold me on Zenos being part of the final tier of the Arcadion and I hope so, it would be the funniest possible reintroduction to the story
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corpseshadow · 1 year ago
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they removed capybara walking (1887) from letterboxd so i'm letting it live on my blog forever
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corpseshadow · 1 year ago
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btw one of the key components of actually being in a healthy relationship is just asking for things that you want. i keep seeing posts on this website saying 'i really want to do/receive [X] but my partner has never done it'. just ask. 'nobody exchanges love letters anymore' ask. 'i want to have my partner's hair in a locket like the victorians' just ask. 'i want to be bought flowers regularly :((' literally just ask. your partner doesn't know they're being held to these expectations and that you're unhappy unless you tell them. it's so unfair to expect your partner to read your mind. 'it's less special if you have to ask :((' grow up and stop pretending you're the lead in a romcom. when people say communication is crucial they mean it !! just ask !!
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corpseshadow · 1 year ago
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his name is "loud is his bark." if you even care
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corpseshadow · 1 year ago
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Reblog to put prev in a maid dress
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corpseshadow · 2 years ago
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Hmph. How very glib.
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corpseshadow · 2 years ago
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little a gore magala, as a treat
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corpseshadow · 2 years ago
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I drew a quick little comics essay today about a topic near and dear to my heart: horror for kids!
Or, “why some kids like to read books that scare them, and why you should let them.”
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corpseshadow · 2 years ago
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sometimes plushies make me cry because it’s like. they’re little guys made to be loved. their only purpose is to be held and hugged and loved. we made them because we love making things and we love loving things. and they’re so cute
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corpseshadow · 2 years ago
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My full art piece for @drkzine! I was so happy to do a page for both the lovely Shadowkeeper and one of my favorite lines in the game.
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corpseshadow · 2 years ago
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a great part of speedrunning documentaries/docuseries on youtube on super niche/old games is the fact that, in most cases, the only people with enough in-depth knowledge to make the video in the first place are the top runners themselves. which results in really funny moments where the narrator is like "but in 2016, a new runner would blow the category wide open with a 3-minute time save... meeee :3 teehee"
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corpseshadow · 2 years ago
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I imagined him emphasizing “鬼oni” (demon) appearance…
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corpseshadow · 2 years ago
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corpseshadow · 2 years ago
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let me tell you guys something, whether you’re an aspiring healer or what not.
do not ever rescue the tank when you want them to pull bigger and they hesitate. never. 
i had two people from balmung, my own gotdamn server, in a leveling and both the SMN and the SCH decided to berate me for not pulling bigger. SCH rescued me in the middle of the first pull of Don Mheg, a place notorious for hitting tanks hard (of which I’ve tried to pull big at request and I’d be left to die even burning all my CDs), and demanded I pull big. I said no. They kept berating me. So I said fine. I pulled what they wanted and they immediately let me die. Tried to tell me how to tank, use your CDs, everything. When I had done exactly that. 
I know sometimes it can be frustrating when a tank doesn’t pull bigger, I get that. But please for the love of fuck respect people’s limits. I’m a former career tank and I know my limits and I tend to not trust healers I don’t know. I like to test the waters first. Let me do my goddamn job.
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corpseshadow · 2 years ago
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corpseshadow · 2 years ago
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this cutscene will never not be funny to me, you can literally see something in her brain snap in two
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corpseshadow · 2 years ago
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finding out about like 90% of bg3 shit like thirdhand whenever it crosses one of my feeds is so funny what do you mean the fucking cleric has higher str than the rapier-wielding folk hero warlock
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