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DAVE COMPLAINS ABOUT EVERYTHING, TO BE FAIR.

BUT YEAH, I'M FINE. I'VE JUST BEEN LIVING HERE IN MEENAH'S PALACE AND GETTING DRAGGED ALL OVER IT AND THE SURROUNDING AREAS. I'M FUCKING LIVING THE DREAM OVER HERE, JOHN.

:(

is everything going ok for you? it’s been a while and now i’m worried. none of us have heard from you long enough that dave’s been complaining about it.

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NOTHING'S WRONG. I JUST DIDN'T THINK I WAS MISSED THAT MUCH. IT'S NOT ALL THAT HARD TO BELIEVE CONSIDERING MY PERSONALITY.

yes, karkat, i did actually miss you. am i not allowed to miss you or something? i mean, come on, what’s wrong?

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HELL, I DON'T KNOW.

NAMES AREN'T EXACTLY MY AREA OF EXPERTISE OR ANYTHING.

Out of curiosity, what would you call me, full name, if it were up to you?

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ARE YOU BEING OBNOXIOUSLY CHEERY ON PURPOSE OR DID YOU REALLY MISS ME THAT MUCH?

because we’re good and dear friends, silly. didn’t i just explain it?

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LIKE I GIVE A FUCK.

I didn’t go before a judge and petition for my fucking middle name to be legally changed to Danger for some mouthy asshole to tell me off for no good reason.

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WHY WOULD YOU BE?

what, can’t i be happy to see my good and dear friend karkat?

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THANKS. IT'S NICE TO KNOW MY TIME AWAY HASN'T COMPLETELY FUCKED ME UP.

yes!

good job karkat!!! :D

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YEAH, I GUESS THAT'S A GOOD THING.

at least im not the only one who hasnt been here in a while

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NOT AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED.

Oh come on, I’ve established that Danger is my middle name.

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ROSE "SMART ASS COMMENTS" LALONDE.

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swaggie2cape said: who are you

JUST SOME ASSHOLE. IT DOESN'T MATTER.

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HEY, UH. JADE? JADE.

yup!!!

definitely does :D

hi there!

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gamegrlhax said: CARROT

ROXY.

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HEY JOHN. YOU SEEM TO BE IN A PARTICULARLY CHEERY MOOD TONIGHT.

it so totally is!!!

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HEY, YEAH, THIS PLACE EXISTS.

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SHIT, I DON'T KNOW. I'D PROBABLY BE LAYING THERE FACE-DOWN IN A DITCH SOMEWHERE IF YOU WEREN'T AROUND.

i know

what do you even do without me you must be so lost

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THANKS DAVE, THAT MEANS SO MUCH TO HEAR YOU SAY THAT.

i believe in your ability to be a piece of shit karcrab