corruptoverlordandprince

[corruptoverlordandprince]

COE HAIEE!! Can I get a hug from a big man? :3 (pls)

(COE)

(Blixer)

( COE is. still COE. ) ( But yeah both will not let you touch them for different reasons. Blixer just doesn't like being touched by strangers and COE is an evil bitch who will eat you probably. )

[corruptoverlordandprince]

How do you both feel about each other?

( I hate COE so much kill him now I need him to blow up into itty bitty pieces ) ( Anyways. Yeah Blixer still hates COE with all his soul and COE just thinks Blixer is fun to vect around with. ) ( Also don't mind the inconsistency with the arm orbs I was. not paying attention )

[corruptoverlordandprince]

COE , why don't you take off your coat? Isn't it hot?

( So sorry for my absence here, haven't had any motivation to continue this for a while :sob: BUT I'M HERE NOW so yaaayy! Feel free to throw asks these guys' way again!! I need something to do cause I am often bored!! )

[corruptoverlordandprince]

Blixer. we gotta cook. (breaking bad ref)

( ..Hm. )

( I think COE would think the product is just shattering the hell out of Welta (P1 in my AU). I dunno though! )

[corruptoverlordandprince]

im gonna steal one of the floaty orbs in his arm. Mine now :3

" GET BACK HERE YOU DAMN OVUX-! " ( You STEAL his ELBOW how DARE YOU )

( No idea if you meant COE or Blixer but you get Blixer this time. )

[corruptoverlordandprince]

Pain inbound.

Time to arrival: 2,000,675 nanoseconds.

( Hm. )

[corruptoverlordandprince]

Hug COE like a teddy bear.

( Not a good idea, still. ) ( Maybe one day I'll have a special event where people can freely touch COE for fun. )

( Also hi guys I am alive here still. Feel free to harass these two still. )

[corruptoverlordandprince]

WAIT EGGS ARENT WELCOME HERE- *backpack EXPLODES.* Welp there goes my children

[corruptoverlordandprince]

... *just covered in eg yolk*

[corruptoverlordandprince]

Happy meals can also be for everyone! At least try them? :3

-gleaful anon

[corruptoverlordandprince]

*grabs another egg and snuggles against it*

( These eggs don't seem to be welcome here. )

[corruptoverlordandprince]

*places a scorpion (animal) down.*

you said you would slap the shit out of a scorpion, then do it.

( Not the right scorpion, but it works. )

[corruptoverlordandprince]

Tella: oh MY GOD! Ooooohhh god this.. just amazing... what.. muscles.. wow.. big... god.. "Daddy".. please.. can I touch you??..

( It seems you have struck concern and disgust into Blixer. )

" What the actual HELL? Surely you can't be this delusional! "

" What audacity. "

( ..They appear to be offended, as well. )

[corruptoverlordandprince]

YALL GET HAPPY MEALS FROM MCDONALD'S!

you're welcome 😊

-gleaful anon

[corruptoverlordandprince]

NOOO THE CHILD

( Well it's far from a child now. )

[corruptoverlordandprince]

*Places egg and runs.*

( Oops. )

[corruptoverlordandprince]

Fun fact!

In an alternative universe, the square hero went insane, killed the other heroes, nearly kill a version of you while in their final form...

AND then that annihilate guy proceeded to work at a McDonalds.

If you're confused

(Cause I am)

Ask Grand

" What the hell did I just listen to. And.. what the fuck is a McDonalds. "

" How fascinating. Certainly not any ordinary situation. "