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Supporter sketch request reward art! Rita Moreno, accompanied by Animal, performing "Fever" on The Muppet Show! One of my favorite segments they ever did in the entire series!

(Patreon.com/JoJoSeames)

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Last day of May!!!

I have no idea where I found this but I’ve had it on my camera for like 9 months

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May or may not have just spontaneously spent the last two or three hours or so typing out a chronological Star Wars watch order including listing every individual episode of each series because I'm a psychopath and a masochist

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unironically the only motivational poster that has ever worked for me

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a treasure found antiquing today

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hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn’t love smoking weed 

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Imagine if you had a neighbour who keeps performing songs from Phantom of the Opera in his apartment every night, by himself but accompanied by a parrot, which he has taught to sing Christine's part. Admittedly it's kind of obnoxious but you are far too baffled to even be properly annoyed. And also you don't want to confront someone with that kind of power and determination. So every once in a while you just hear this guy dramatically bellow

"SING FOR ME!"

[ASTONISHINGLY HIGH-PITCHED PARROT SHRIEK]

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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This joke could be told 500 times and it would never be enough for me

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Cait Sith rubber duck debugging hand puppets

yeas ❤️

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I’m sitting on the toilet.