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I burnt my tounge on a jacket potato:((

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finally reading the fma manga and ed is the protagonist of all time. he’s the softest lil guy. he’s a rabid raccoon. he is the scourge of the military. everyone wants to adopt him. he’s a pacifist. he bites. he gets giddily happy at the birth of a child. his speech is punctuated with sarcastic hearts. he’s a generational talent. he will walk directly into a trap eyes open head empty. he is a foul mouthed little rat. he makes friends everywhere he goes. he’ll dig up any grave and turn over any stone and kick anyone’s ass to get his brother back. he refuses to believe his brother cares about him the same way. he makes this face:

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they should invent heads that don’t hurt all the time

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA @saintlockt

EVERYBODY STAY FUCKING CALM

WHICH OF MY MOOTS LIKE EPIC? @garden-of-runar @charlieandlolacow @thegracefulroyaltownofthesaint @notsolaris

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reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from

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FUCK

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New splatoon game and new life series! I just keep winning

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I just got flash banged by opening pinterest

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OKAY NINTENDO

JUST DROP AN ENTIRE SPINOFF ON US ON A RANDOM TUESDAY WHY DON'TCHA

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AAAAA

NEW SPLATOON GAME AAAAAA

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anyone want my nervous system? i am getting rid of it due to the fact that i no longer wish to be nervous

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EID MUBARAK

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reblog if you want anonymous opinions of you

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A Bicycle Of Sound Mind

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i love my dead gay son :)

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@cool-lesbian-is-here red watermelon

the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.

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