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Blog update

Hi folks and cremlings,

At the beginning of this year, we had no thoughts, only Cosmere. Since then our obsession has dwindled and we have read many more great fantasy and scifi books. So we’ve decided to create a new tumblr where we could post content about more books not just Cosmere. 

The plan is to tag every bookn series and especially spoilers, so you can follow the blog even if you haven’t read everything. The fandoms we post into will be listed in a pinned post. Now you can expect a lot of Wheel of Time content because the show just have been released.

So we probably won’t update this cosmere blog from now, but we’ll reblog at least some of the posts to the new blog.

Follow us on @here-be-dragons-and-hyperspace​

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For your consideration- Stormlight Archive but every mention of stormlight is replaced with big dick energy

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Honor is dead, but I see what I can do!

Next one for inktober!

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this is for a target audience of: me

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The Singers and Listeners in The Stormlight Archive

“are you afab or amab?” i am acrab. 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

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Lighteyes: *mistreat and enslave darkeyes*

Kaladin: *doesn't trust and is mean to lighteyes*

Lighteyes: Why are you so mean!!

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I’m very funny

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The plot of Mistborn Secret History

Kelsier: Go big or go home!

Literally everyone: Please, for once in your life just go home. I’m begging you. Go. Home.

Kelsier: I’m going big!

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Cosmere bredlik poems

My friends and I’ve been fooling around writing bredlik poems of Stormlight characters. The quality varies but here’s what we’ve come up with:

Kaladin

my name is Kal  and wen things go badde I hate myselff and have big sad I  love the spear and Syl my spren she bonded me as best fren

Shallan

my name is Shallan and wen it's nite I take deep brefs and eat stormlite wen I'm not me folks ask me why I look at my spren and tell a lie

Pattern

my name is Pattern I swerl around bump into thynges lie on the ground wen I see folks comunicaeting I hum real loud NO MATING

Syl

my name is Syl and wen I see a cool looking bird ooh wow thats neat *leaves

Adolin

my name is Ado and I have great hair I am the Kholin Highprince heir I am no radiant So who am I I spot Sadeas I stab his eye

Wit

My name is Hoid Or call me Wit I'm not someone You should fuck wit And up my sleeves I have many of cards On my free days I anger the Shards

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Dalinar at the Stormfather

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983471 years later… I finally finished it 😅 Print: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/dealunart/stormblessed/ Please do not repost.

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Taking the chance to listen to the Rhythm of War audiobook

And

Kaladin really does take a break from his mental breakdown to launch into a paragraph-long obsession about Adolin’s fashion sense

Like that’s a thing

I know Brandon probably just wanted to take the chance to reacquaint readers with Adolin and present changes from the time gap but

I don’t stop crying to describe how hot my friend looks

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[Image description: A digital drawing of Kaladin and Adolin from the Stormlight Archive. They're embracing tightly. Neither's face is visible -- Kaladin has his dark, curly hair falling into his face, while Adolin's head is hidden by Kaladin's. Kaladin's coat has braided epaulettes and a patch with the Bridge Four insignia on the shoulder. Both of them have simple art deco-esque embroidery on their clothes. The entire piece is in monochrome black-and-white with simple shading, on top of a dark blue background. A small signature in the bottom right corner reads "MW." End ID.]

fantasized about the next life

i'll come back as a rocking chair

just wanna hold you in the rhythm

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Wayne: It’s just nice to feel wanted, y’know?

Wax: Not By The Law

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look all i’m saying is that kaladin must have had always had perfect skin or else the whole stormlight healing thing would have been really obvious pretty immediately

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I just finished Rhythm of War and I can't get Kaladin's early chapters look out of my head

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Stormlight Archive characters as tumblr text posts (part 2)

Kaladin

Jasnah

Wit

Dalinar

Shallan

Pattern (both of the posts)

Navani

Moash

Adolin

Heralds