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This takes me back

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having OCD is so funny because I can promise you that any given point I am having a complex and heated inner dialogue with myself, and I am losing.

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having ocd is like being Plagued By Terrible Visions Of The Future but they're Wrong

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Elopement is more Romantic

A little scene I might expand on. Context: Dead on Main is engaged, neither Danny nor Jason has the best relationship with their families.

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"I think we should elope."

"What?!"

Of all the things Jason might have expected Danny say to in response to "Who should seat next to who during our ceremony" it was not this.

Jason stare back at him in blank shock, but Danny continued.

"We should elope. Just you, me, Jazz and whoever you want to be your witness."

Jason could tell he was entirely serious. What he couldn't figure out was why.

"What about having the ceremony? The reception? We've already started planning?" Jason asked, not accusatory simply confused.

"Yes," Danny agreed. "And your already stressed out of your mind trying to arrange power-proof venues and planning managing your guests and making sure nothing goes wrong. We haven't booked anything yet so it's not-"

"But that's just how its supposed be, isn't it?" Jason butt-in, starting to feel anxious. Did Danny not want a wedding?

"Jase, your wedding shouldn't have to be about you worrying that the wrong guest will say the wrong thing to the wrong person or that someone will get drunk and damage the venue. It shouldn't have to be about you catering to people who you can barely tolerate for the sake of appearances. It should be about you," he paused to take Jason's hand, "about us, being happy to officially spend the rest of our lives together."

Jason felt the knot in his chest loosen. He didn't realized Danny had noticed.

When Jason Todd, the Red Hood, the second Robin, announce he getting married the caped community assumed they'd be involved. People he hadn't talked to in years started asking about the ceremony. Titans he remembered barely tolerating him asking about if he'd chosen Dick as his best man or if B would walk him down the aisle. He had capes requesting not to be seated near exes and informing him of dietary needs. As if it was a given he'd be inviting them all by virtue of them knowing the rest of the Bats.

Oh and don't get him started on the Bats. The first time Bruce had called him since slitting his throat was to ask if his fiancé knew about his identity. Alfred had sent him a gift basket with wedding pamphlets and questions for when he should book fittings. Babs had asked for a wedding registry. As if they cared what gift to get him, when they barely even cared to checked on him when he was recovering.

Danny had been the one holding his had through nightmares and doctor's appointments. Danny, who loved him enough to proposed. Who recognized when he was stressed over planning a wedding for people who barely cared. Who suggested they elope.

He leaned forward resting his forehead on his fiancé's.

"What about your family?"

Danny grimaced slightly, but continued to speak strongly and reassuringly, "You know I'm not in the best place with my parents, yeah? Jazz is all the family I need. And soon you will be too."

Jason felt himself flush, pulling Danny into a hug to hid his red face.

"People are expecting a wedding."

"I am not getting married for them. I am getting married for us."

Danny pulled back, taking Jason's face into his hands. "I just want you to be happy Jase. It's okay if you want them there. If you want a big wedding with all the bells and whistles, we can do that. But I don't need all that. I just need you."

He looked Jason straight eyes. His gaze was steady and unwavering. No matter how hard he looked Jason could not find a hint of doubt in those eyes.

Jason inhaled sharply.

"How about next weekend at East Municipal Courthouse?"

"Sounds perfect," Danny smiled, leaning in to kiss him.

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I'll have to check it out 😁

One piece x dp crossover idea

Something happens at the end of Ultimate Enemy and Danny has to leave, so he runs to the ghost zone, thermus containing Dan in hand, and somehow ends up in the One Piece universe. Don't care how, but Danny is forcibly adopted into the Straw-hat crew like a feral stray cat. One of the straw-hats (let's be real, Robin is the only one who wouldn't so pick your favourite) gets a little too curious about the thermos Danny is guarding and messes with it when Danny's back is turned, releasing Dan, who instantly tries to do the evil villain thing only to have his ass soundly handed to him by one of the monstrous 3 and also forcibly adopted. This forces the Phantoms to explain their whole deal, since Danny avoided explaining shit before then, but now you have Dan and Danny fighting like 2 territorial cats that the crew is trying (and failing) to socialize properly.

Danny and Dan should be weak as shit compared to most, if not all, the crew. I think it'd be funny.

They both keep biting people and are too alike for anyone to assume they're anything but siblings. So their first bounty poster has both of them on it and it pisses them both off so much they yell about it at any marines they come across for 6+ months straight til they finally get their own posters.

The Phantoms do eventually bond, but it's a slow burn thing and their relationship is still violent and chaotic when they do start enjoying each other's company. It's completely a "only *I* get to [shit talk/beat senseless/maim] him" relationship, they can and will kick your ass for insulting their brother.

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A, after accidentally killing someone: Whoops

B: Whoops!!??? Whoops???? You just killed a guy!!

A: whoopsies?

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One piece x dp crossover idea

Something happens at the end of Ultimate Enemy and Danny has to leave, so he runs to the ghost zone, thermus containing Dan in hand, and somehow ends up in the One Piece universe. Don't care how, but Danny is forcibly adopted into the Straw-hat crew like a feral stray cat. One of the straw-hats (let's be real, Robin is the only one who wouldn't so pick your favourite) gets a little too curious about the thermos Danny is guarding and messes with it when Danny's back is turned, releasing Dan, who instantly tries to do the evil villain thing only to have his ass soundly handed to him by one of the monstrous 3 and also forcibly adopted. This forces the Phantoms to explain their whole deal, since Danny avoided explaining shit before then, but now you have Dan and Danny fighting like 2 territorial cats that the crew is trying (and failing) to socialize properly.

Danny and Dan should be weak as shit compared to most, if not all, the crew. I think it'd be funny.

They both keep biting people and are too alike for anyone to assume they're anything but siblings. So their first bounty poster has both of them on it and it pisses them both off so much they yell about it at any marines they come across for 6+ months straight til they finally get their own posters.

The Phantoms do eventually bond, but it's a slow burn thing and their relationship is still violent and chaotic when they do start enjoying each other's company. It's completely a "only *I* get to [shit talk/beat senseless/maim] him" relationship, they can and will kick your ass for insulting their brother.

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I need Tim, Damian, and Jason to wear matching 'Ra's Al Ghul traumatized me and all I got was this lousy t-shirt' shirts

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Bats and their assorted partners being translators for their non verbal moments

Bruce, at a jl meeting, : Hrn

Clark : He’s disappointed with your lack of punctuality

Dick , meeting a child, : *Chirps*

Wally : he wants a hug and will not stop till he gets one

Jason, in the kitchen: *grunt*

Roy: he says get out of the way dipshit, he is trying to cook

Tim, sleep deprived, : “Mmmnn…”

Kon : he wants you to fix your case logs, you filed them wrong

Damian, at the zoo,: *snuffles*

Jon: he finds the animals cute and will try and “rehouse them”

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Someone: Am I getting old? I don't understand the new lingo! What do these abbreviations mean?

Me, who has never been up to date, was in fact worse as an actual teenager/early 20 y/o: lmao what?

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Demon hunters featuring a half demon? Yeah close enough

This was mostly me having fun with outfits and shading