cosmic-visit0r

[cosmic-visit0r]

Hi visitor:)

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" Oh it's you... I have a request for you yes?"

It conjured a box of honey flavored graham crackers Infront of you

" I've seen a particular...masked creature. Deliver this will you? I'm afraid I can't do it myself. I can't reach through this odd little window in apt 33..."

[cosmic-visit0r]

.~—⭐—~.

Descends from sky

"Kinda want to squish that little creature with the mask.. hmm."

. . .

"And maybe feed it a graham cracker."

Ascends back into sky.

.~—👁️—~.

[cosmic-visit0r]

Thought this was funny

I had to shake down Google for the meme format to create this

Bless you ibis paint for your photo reshaping abilities..

[cosmic-visit0r]

Yippeee!!!

Hugs:) (it can barely be considered a hug considering the size difference but oh well)

It couldn't exactly return the hug..

But.

It seems to have curled one of its micro sized appendages around your arm..it was close enough right? :)?

" Thank you..human."

[ Achievement achieved : Cosmic befriending ]

[cosmic-visit0r]

" Hehehehe..!!"

Rubs cosmic hands together evilly like mosquito

YO YOU STINK GET OUTTA HERE MAN LEAVE EARTH ALONE

It stared, before it backed off a little

" You remind me of a little..GREEN..fellow no?"

It seemed to have ignored the insult and turned away once it responded back. Giving the meanest side eye a cosmic being could give. Purely out of a new found knowledge of..spite.

[cosmic-visit0r]

My Furnace (Microwave) keeps heating only one side of my pizza up

Am gonna throw a damn fork at it /j

Random side note thought

It would be funny if a furnace blog showed up

[cosmic-visit0r]

Climbs on you (again):)))

It starts screaming again failing to get you off since your micro sized so this overlapping screech bounced around in the mass of space as it's flip flopping trying to remove you

Utterly failing and allowing you to sit on one of its appendages..for now.

"This is..ok..I guess."

[cosmic-visit0r]

YO YOU STINK GET OUTTA HERE MAN LEAVE EARTH ALONE

It stared, before it backed off a little

" You remind me of a little..GREEN..fellow no?"

It seemed to have ignored the insult and turned away once it responded back. Giving the meanest side eye a cosmic being could give. Purely out of a new found knowledge of..spite.

[cosmic-visit0r]

How do you feel about everything that happened? Like I know emotions are a new concept and allat but I'm curious...

It holds up its mic tapping it once or twice

"I feel regret, sure It was purely by accident I thought at first I was letting..helping, them see their true nature until this..person. Sam I think..? Told me what I did was hurtful and was doing more harm then good. I plan to keep distance until am given another question."

With that..it backed off once again. But you could still feel like it's still looking down upon the earth.

[cosmic-visit0r]

Kissie you? Okay?

It paused

"...."

"Oh.."

"OH..? That's nice of you but I don't have any lips.. well any that aren't lined with...teeth.."

It looks down at you...it's...it's giving you pity? It's eyes intently looking down. Before scooting back to a safe distance from earth once more

[cosmic-visit0r]

Climbs on you

It doesn't even lean to the mic.

Hours past before Its sensors realized it's being climbed on

"...Hm?"

"SWEET MOTHER OF PEARL!! 😨"

It promptly starts screaming in overlapping volumes that would shake the course of its whole body and probably everything around in its range, a similar behavior of a human seeing a bug crawl/land on them.

It swatted you off with one of its appendages, sending you flying back to wherever you came from. Its Distancing itself from the earth temporarily.

[cosmic-visit0r]

Coughs

throws ooc post at

I cant stop giggling at my own words

"little unemployed man"

Over here giggling and ish at 3AM

Curse you humor!!! 😭

What about Earth caught your eye when you were passing through?

It leans into its comically large mic.

.~—⭐—~.

" Hm. I didn't really see it at first, given I have multiple eyes that you could likely not comprehend.. I only realized I was staring at the earth with one of them when uh..."

Visitor seems to visibly trail off.. and since you can't safely look at it you could only assume it was feeling a little.. awkward.

" This little unemployed man and these 4 cloaked figures offered me these... items? on a roof I still have them if you'd like to see?.."

(⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

.~—👁️—~.

It held up an art piece, unfortunately.. you couldn't see it, given it was too far away from view for the human eye to see.

[cosmic-visit0r]

What about Earth caught your eye when you were passing through?

It leans into its comically large mic.

.~—⭐—~.

" Hm. I didn't really see it at first, given I have multiple eyes that you could likely not comprehend.. I only realized I was staring at the earth with one of them when uh..."

Visitor seems to visibly trail off.. and since you can't safely look at it you could only assume it was feeling a little.. awkward.

" This little unemployed man and these 4 cloaked figures offered me these... items? on a roof I still have them if you'd like to see?.."

(⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)

.~—👁️—~.

It held up an art piece, unfortunately.. you couldn't see it, given it was too far away from view for the human eye to see.

[cosmic-visit0r]

stair

.~—👁️—~.

It leans into this comically large mic it's been offered

"Stairs?"

.~—⭐—~.

[ You could almost audibly hear the entity repeat that word back in a overlapped echo over...and over...and over. It might be enjoying this new word that's been added to its vocabulary oddly enough. ]

[cosmic-visit0r]

Finally got around to changing my user

Since..this was supposed to be a visitor based rp/anon ask n' answering blog or whatever

Aka I wanted to join in on the fun

And YOU...yes you🫵. Should totally throw asks in my ask box!!!! I got like one.. from like weeks ago 🧍

[cosmic-visit0r]

Hehehe Beryl...(⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

[cosmic-visit0r]

Genuinely thought this was shadow fred before I hit view post 🥲

He should be longer now