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One thing I appreciate about my cat son is that if he, who knows how it feels to be trapped in a room, so much as begins to suspect that I, his father, am trapped in a room, then he will immediately do everything in his meager power to rescue me
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im stacking extension cords on each other like theyre tinker toys. constructing a tower of babel in the name of the god of electricity. there'll be at least 100 outlets when ive hooked these boys up nice and good. ill never run out again
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working at an escape room will expose you to so many types of guys incapable of using their imaginations or committing to the bit
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james, why does sam aggravate you? ... and don't say something childish.
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PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (2005) + Joe Wright’s DVD Commentary
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it is funny having a big heavy purse bc people who don't carry bags are always like "god what do u even have in there" and then every time you hang out they need something that you have in there
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Eat this yoghurt with the most dignity. Most extreme eating wins.
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10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU (1999) dir. Gil Junger
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does anyone else remember im your boy right and your boy wants to go to the party. you kids used to love im your boy right and your boy wants to go to the party.
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