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When the fox preacheth, let the geese take heede, it is before an execution. Fallere fallentem non est fraus [it's no sin to cheat the cheaters], and to kill that beast, whose propertie is onely to slay, is no sin.
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I NEED MORE PEOPLE TO FOLLOW
Please reblog if you post about any of the following things (ideally several of them) and I will check out your blog!
classic rock, bands, being a music nerd, songwriting, fiction writing, art (especially surrealist art of the 1910sā30s), vintage/retro stuff, languages/linguistics, multilingualism / the polyglot life, reading (especially literary/classics), lifelong learning / autodidacticism, being autistic, being queer, creativity of any kind
...and especially if you tag your posts. I am far more likely to follow people who have a reasonable tagging system. Hoping to find some new friends :D
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Iām a simple woman. I see āVesuvius eruption turned manās brain to glassā and it immediately holds my attention.
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Hey folks Iām watching House. Iām about 7 episodes in. When will they explain why Wilson follows House around like the specter of a dead wife determined to keep her widowed husband interested in living?
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I love my people. Mats and Slim Dunlap forever!!!
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Ich habe gerade festgestellt, dass ich dieses Jahr eher wenige der Begriffe in Benutzung kenne, die für das Jugendwort 2025 zur Wahl stehen.
Sind die ungewƶhnlich oder werde ich alt? š

#die linke hƤlfte kenne ich alle#die anderen waren mir aber neu#german stuff#deutsches zeug#jugendwort des jahres
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Friends ā I'm pleased to be joining @colbertlateshow on Monday (8/4). I'm sure Stephen and I will have a lot to discuss, including my new book "Coming Up Short: A Memoir of My America." Please tune in so the ratings don't come up short.

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Mediterranean apathy metaphors
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maybe I have asthma! maybe I have COPD! maybe I have obstructive sleep apnea! won't know until these doctors decide to get off their asses and test me for it!
#i don't want to be that person who goes to the doctor and says#'i did some research online and i suspect i might have XYZ. can we test for that please?'#but like... every month my health situation seems to get worse and i'm losing my patience#was cooking dinner just now and literally broke down sobbing with fear at the thought of going to bed tonight#i feel like that is not just normal 'person with respiratory allergies' behavior#something more has got to be going on here. something chronic and worsening#ugh. anyway ignore me. just venting#cosmo gyres#personal#health
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1920s My favorite poem by Dorothy Parker. From Dorothy Parker, FB.
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The curtains were blue because everything in the room was carefully colour coordinated, reinforcing the characterās stylish and controlled characterisation. The curtains were blue because everything in the room was a different colour, reinforcing the character��s eclectic and globe-trotting personality. The curtains were blue because the character is elsewhere established to hate the colour blue, subtextually implying that their deceased spouse was responsible for that decoration choice.
The curtains were blue because throughout their filmography the director consistently uses cool tones to mark moments of distance between characters. The curtains were blue to tie the events in that room into the broader oceanic motif of this particular novel. The curtains were blue because the assonance evoked a contrast with the following stanza of the poem.
Even the curtains looked expensive: floor to ceiling velvet drapes, in a flawless royal blue. She tucked the saucer up on the windowsill and tied back faded blue curtains with a loop of string. The narrow blinds were the same navy blue as the pinstripe suit of the man who served eviction notice that sent them to this office.
The curtains were blue because the authorās childhood home had blue curtains, which they discussed in their letters related to their feelings of comfort in that place. The curtains were blue because the authorās childhood home had blue curtains, which they discussed in their letters related to their feelings of grief in that place.
The curtains were blue as an allusion to the contemporary joke about literary criticism, an extension of the authorās autocritical approach that will be further discussed in section seven.
The curtains were red, as a pun on;
The curtains were read.
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It's so nice to see black men be vulnerable and fun.
#okay i had seen this on my dash but hadn't watched it till now#and this is fucking adorable#i platonic-ship it so hard#cute#wholesome masculinity#100% agree with the guy who says you shouldn't be going places sick tho#i would not have been able to stay that chill if someone disagreed on that point
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Guys, it got so much freaking worse. KOSA is bad, but SCREEN is even worse, somehow.
"Sen. Mike Lee has introduced the SCREEN ACT, a bill that applies the "harmful to minors" standard used to ban LGBTQ+ books and resources in schools and libraries and apply it nationally to the internet.
Any site that has any amount of material "harmful to minors" would be forced to employ surveillance tech (biometric scans, ID uploads, background checks) to prevent minors from accessing "pornography."
You will not be surprised to learn that this is backed by the Heritage Foundation.
Unlike some of the state age-verification laws, many of which are being challenged in court, SC will be enforced by the FTC, which has the ability to levy fines, raid business and freeze bank accounts. Yes, meaning that even non-for-profits like Ao3 will suffer.
This is something for all US users to keep on their radar. Call your reps, call your senators, and spread the word to protect our archive!"
- When talking with Republicans play up the fact that this would force Elon to implement age verification systems on X (yes do call it X during the call). Elon's been threatening to primary Republicans who stand in his way so there's fear of him. Also play up concerns about "Liberals" doxxing people or Chinese hackers.
- When talking with Democrats, play up the connections to Project 2025 and suggest voters will not be happy to see Democrats siding with it.
Republicans:
Ted Cruz, Texas (Chairman) - Phone: (202) 224-5922
John Thune, South Dakota - Phone: (202) 224-2321
Roger Wicker, Mississippi - Phone: (202) 224-6253
Deb Fischer, Nebraska - Phone: (202) 224-6551
Jerry Moran, Kansas - Phone: (202) 224-6521
Dan Sullivan, Alaska - Phone: (202) 224-3004
Marsha Blackburn, Tennessee - Phone: (202) 224-3344
Todd Young, Indiana - Phone: (202) 224-5623
Ted Budd, North Carolina - (202) 224-3154
Eric Schmitt, Missouri - (202) 224-5721
John Curtis, Utah - Phone: (202) 224-5251
Bernie Moreno, Ohio - Phone: 202-224-2315
Tim Sheehy, Montana - Phone: (202) 224-2644
Shelley Moore Capito, West Virginia - Phone: (202) 224-6472
Cynthia Lummis, Wyoming - Phone: (202) 224-3424
Democrats:
Maria Cantwell, Washington (Ranking Member) - Phone: (202) 224-3441
Amy Klobuchar, Minnesota - Phone: (202) 224-3244
Brian Schatz, Hawaii - Phone: (202) 224-3934
Ed Markey, Massachusetts - Phone: (202) 224-2742
Gary Peters, Michigan - Phone: (202) 224-6221
Tammy Baldwin, Wisconsin - Phone: (202) 224-5653
Tammy Duckworth, Illinois - Phone: (202) 224-2854
Jacky Rosen, Nevada - Phone: (202) 224-6244
Ben Ray LujƔn, New Mexico - Phone: (202) 224-6621
John Hickenlooper, Colorado - Phone: (202) 224-5941
John Fetterman, Pennsylvania - Phone: (202) 224-4254
Andy Kim, New Jersey - Phone: (202) 224-4744
Lisa Blunt Rochester, Delaware - Phone: (202) 224-2441
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Hi, my name is [], and I am one of Senator []ās constituents. I live in [city, zip code - leave your full address if leaving a voicemail].
I am calling in regards to a bill that was recently introduced in the Senate Committee on Commerce, Science, and Transport: the SCREEN act.
I am asking Senator [] to either take no action or vote against this bill because of its implications for freedom of speech. [insert one of the other concerns listed above]. Thank you for your time and for listening to my concerns.
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Annual Lollapalooza Line Up Game
#15 and honestly i'm disappointed in myself...#the total should be much lower#luckily i've only ever listened to like 4 of these#musicblogging#if you ever find me at lollapalooza it's a cry for help mmkay?
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men are so privileged they dont even realized how oppressed they really are
#yeah p much#men's rights for real#(i need to change that tag bc i don't think the joke is clear enough)#toxic masculinity
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