cosmonaut-flesheater
cosmonaut-flesheater
i will bite.
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furry sideblog. it/they.18+. Banner quote is from a circumpolar night's dream by Tim Ingolds
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cosmonaut-flesheater · 9 hours ago
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johanna mason
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cosmonaut-flesheater · 1 day ago
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let’s be cocooned by mama
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cosmonaut-flesheater · 2 days ago
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sometimes you just gotta woof woof arf arf and move on
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cosmonaut-flesheater · 3 days ago
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this is me when i get my bathtime blueberries if i'm being quite honest
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cosmonaut-flesheater · 5 days ago
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cosmonaut-flesheater · 6 days ago
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What??
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cosmonaut-flesheater · 6 days ago
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all love is puppy love when u r a dog
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cosmonaut-flesheater · 7 days ago
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What if I got drunk and all my friend came and pet me like a dog and called me a good boy
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cosmonaut-flesheater · 7 days ago
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i'm like a dog who needs to be on ur lap 24/7 or i will die internally about it
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cosmonaut-flesheater · 10 days ago
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cosmonaut-flesheater · 11 days ago
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cosmonaut-flesheater · 11 days ago
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(guy who literally has easy access to painkillers voice) ough,,, everything aches,,, ouch, if only,,, there was something i could do to stop this,,,,,, guess ill just put up with it,,,,
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cosmonaut-flesheater · 14 days ago
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vaguely working on a vampire comedy about a group of vampires dealing with the death of their sire, not because they're mourning him, but because they're rapidly realizing that a lot of the Vampire Rules were him just straight up fucking with them
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cosmonaut-flesheater · 27 days ago
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Picture this: Puppies doggies. Right? *jingles keys* hey stay with me here. Now with the puppies doggies, imagine kitties cats. Right? *jingles bells* c'mon, lock in babe. Now, picture: the puppies doggies and kitties cats are good friends. maybe even playing playtime together. Thoughts?
I'm open to only compliments
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cosmonaut-flesheater · 27 days ago
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haiiii everypuppy (pointing to my open maintenance access panel) if anyone (showing all the parts u could mess with) wants to touch (pointing to a "DANGER High Voltage" sign) my wires thatd be great
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cosmonaut-flesheater · 28 days ago
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You gotta pet the puppy
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cosmonaut-flesheater · 3 months ago
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*baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws*
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