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this tweet sends me into hysterics

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coyote posting

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Do you guys even know his name is klaud. Do you even care.

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I think we should teach David Lynch how to use RPGMaker and see what happens

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you guys wanna see the most accurate and blasphemous representation of the words ‘catholic shaming’?

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endless curses…  malediction even

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I...I don't know????

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10/10 messaging ma'am this is why I voted for you in 2020.

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you motherfuckers better be lifting with your legs and not your back

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i need the pic of the fucked up looking little dog from a web 1.0 site that’s caption “March Madness”

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When my uncle finally divorced his abusive wife and became a bachelor again he was like 55 and already used to wearing dad attire. Anyway so that year at the big family camping trip my aunts were trying so hard to hook him up with their friends but he kept wearing this sweater with a kitten in s hammock that said “beach bum” on it. And every time they saw it they’d say “Wear a nicer sweatshirt Stan!” And he would just earnestly reply “This IS a very nice sweater!”

Anyway my aunts were full of shit that sweater kicked ass

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If I drove a bulldozer through an apple store and the cops just shoved me in a closet and pumped me full of DMT for 8 hours id literally just do it again the second they let me out

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AA. VV. TAPES ARTWORKS PART. 2 Happy Hc / Hardcore & Industrial Tapes

Aa. Vv. Tapes artworks Part. 1