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walks in after an entire year

hi i dont know who i am so many people dissappeared and formed rthat its insane. top of the mornin to yall

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Shout out to systems with headmates who have different view points on things

Shout out to headmates who come from questionable sources and stick to it even if your fellow headmates disagree

Shout out to headmates who come from questionable sources and don't stick to it even if your fellow headmates disagree.

Shout out to headmates who have really confusing and accidental mix ups in relationships because your source didn't specifiy or you have different memories.

Shout out to headmates who still think about their exotrauma daily to sometimes.

Shout out to headmates who deal with in system trauma.

Shout out to systems who have lost progress.

Shout out to syskids and systeens who take on adult jobs.

Shout out to headmates who don't have an age or have a big mentality in a little body or vice versa.

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The fact that I cannot physically shape shift should honestly be illegal

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Neil Gaiman created a show called “Good Omelets” as a sequel to Good Omens and it was literally just the characters showing the viewer how to bake horribly. At least every other episode, the kitchen burned down.

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when i travel i like to take hilariously bad pictures of common tourist things, because anyone can take a nice picture of them, so i’d rather take a shitty one i can laugh at later 

here’s this

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you gotta be as gay as possible on the computer otherwise alan turing died for nothing

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tumblr user 1: you guys should drink more plain water, it's good for you

tumblr user 2: actually you can drink whatever you want all the time

tumblr user 3: yee and water is icky :(

tumblr user 4: I literally can't drink plain water as I'll instantly start throwing up, some people's bodies simply can't process it, you can't make blanket statements about what's good or not good for someone else's digestive system

tumblr user 5: ooouugh.. tony the tiger hairy armpits 😩

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I keep thinking about that post about the whole genre of movies about a white guy getting into an asian philosophy, matrial art etc and then proceeding to surpass his teacher and be the best ever at it, and I started thinking about the opposite of it.

 I want a movie about a chinese dude who comes to Finland, downs an entire bottle of Koskenkorva, tries to fight a nearby cow and ends up lying face down in a ditch while sobbing about his ex wife and having like 5 finnish dudes staring at him in awe like

 “That’s him. That’s the chosen one.”

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"Not having a carrd is a red flag!" No a red flag is you thinking you're entitled to a little pamphlet full of someone else's information.

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TOP STORY TONIGHT

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Reblog if you say "Y'all"

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"Why can't the freaks on AO3 just go and make a site for all the gross stuff and leave AO3 alone."

Because AO3 is that site. Because AO3 was that site long before you decided AO3 was better than the sites you bullied us off of before, and I can promise you if someone somehow comes up with a fanfic site you like better specifically for the 'gross stuff' you'll try to bully us off that too so you can benefit from it.

AO3's specific core purpose is to preserve fanfiction, yes, but it was also instigated as a host site for the fanfiction that kept getting yeeted off other platforms like Wattpad. Its designed to preserve all fanfiction, not just the fanfiction you, personally, think is 'allowed' to be written.

AO3 is the site for all the gross stuff the freaks make. We've been there just as long as you. We've been funding it just as long as you have. AO3 has specifically said you have a place here. The timeline was literally:

Wattpad/FF.net/LiveJournal purge fanfics > AO3 is born > The people who's fics got purged moved over to AO3 > AO3 gains popularity as the best functioning site > The people who pushed for the fics to be purged off Wattpad move to AO3 > The same people try to push for AO3 to purge fics.

AO3's source coding is open-access. You go make a polished, strict, rigid site where nothing 'icky' is allowed. You go make a site where you can control what is hosted. We already have our space.

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growing up as a boy is like: you are not allowed to be effeminate. you are not allowed to be a faggot. if you are effeminate you will get called a homo or a sissy boy and your peers will reject you. they may not know why they are rejecting you but they will keep you at arms length.

you will try to be a man, try to cut your hair short and grow out your beard, but you cannot hide it. you are a faggot with a beard.

you will be aware of your hands, of how you hold them, how you are holding them wrong, and how you need a manlier posture. you will paint your nails and be told you're vain. you will remove the nail polish and cover your fingers in clear varnish, so that you can have a secret. so no one will know what you want.

you will wear a skirt or a wig as a joke, to make fun of those men who have truly failed, who are trying to pass themselves off as women, and thank god you are not like those wastrels, and as you laugh you will feel hollow inside.

you will wonder how other men do it.

is it as hard for them as it is for you? can they drive to work without feeling in the marrow of their bones that they are not meant to be in this body? do they look up the wikipedia page for estradiol late at night, while their wives are asleep, and wonder what life could be like? what rewriting your skin would feel like?

you do not know how much hurt you can bear before you will be willing to renegotiate every single relationship you have ever made in your life.

you will renegotiate every single relationship you have ever made in your life. 

you will wonder how you ever believed you were a boy. you know the answer--that you were never taught that you could be anything else, that realizing you could be anything else was like crawling up through six feet of dirt with bloody nails and lungs full of earth--but you will never know the answer. 

the worst thing a man can be is a woman. you are the worst thing you can be and it is the best thing you have ever done.