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Dick, singing: He's making a list, checking it twice, gonna find out who's on thin fucking ice
Meredith, also singing: Santa Claus is calling you out!
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Dick, acting tough: You guys don't want to mess with me.
Meredith: Yeah, Dick will straight up cry in public. Don't try him.
Dick: Exactly, I will straight up-
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Dick, tearing up: Meredith, why would you say that?!
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Meredith: Thank God you were there. Dick. I knew you wouldn't let your baby sis die.
Dick: I'm still gonna arrest you. I just can't do that if you're dead.
Meredith: Whatever you gotta tell yourself. Baby steps. It's hard getting them out of their shell.
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Dick: What do we say when life disappoints us?
Meredith: Called it!
Dick: No.
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Dick: Youโre giving me a sticker?
Meredith: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying โme-wow!โ
Dick: Iโm not a preschooler.
Meredith: Fine, Iโll take it back-
Dick: I earned this, back off!
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Dick, looking at Meredith: Okay, so I need to become a therapist faster.
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Dick: sSSSHIT- I BURNT MY LIP-
Meredith: ...Why the fuck would you even drink coffee with a METAL STRAW in the FIRST PLACE??
Dick: BECAUSE WE WERE OUT OF THE PLASTIC ONES!
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Dick: Advice of the day kids, if you ever meet someone who calls Gatorade flavors the actual name of the flavor instead of just the color then they are a certified nerd.
Meredith: Yeah but you have to specify, frost glacier or cool blue? You canโt just say blue because thereโs more than one blue.
Dick: Blue and light blue, nice try nerd.
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Dick: There are some things beyond our understanding. We must accept them and learn from them. Because these moments of crisis are also potential moments of faith. A time, when we either come together or fall apart. Nature always has a way of balancing itself. The only question is, what part will we play?
Meredith: Did you just make that up?
Dick: No. I read it in a fortune cookie once.
Meredith:
Dick: A really long fortune cookie.
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Meredith: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this!
Dick: Apparently, we're not.
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Tim: *plays shreksophone*
Tim: Woo.
Tim: Time to listen to this on loop for all eternity.
Meredith: ...Genius coping mechanism my friend
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Meredith: What if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave, and her name was Mozzarella?
Tim: Don't ever speak to me again.
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Tim: See, the problem is, Meredith, youโre playing 3D chess. Iโm playing 4D.
Meredith: Iโm playing checkers. I donโt know what the fuck youโre playing.
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Meredith: Timโฆ Iโm bleedingโฆ
Tim: Oh godโฆ whatโs your blood type?!
Meredith: B positiveโฆ
Tim: Iโm trying to but youโre bleeding-
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Meredith: Are you ever going to listen to me?
Tim: Yes. Absolutely.
Meredith: When?
Tim: When you're right.
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Meredith: Compliment me.
Tim: You have eyes.
Meredith: Yeah, that works.
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Meredith: Just say when.
Tim: When.
Meredith: I-
Meredith: Now or later?
Tim: Oh.
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Meredith: So uh, for this party and everything, do you, uh...
Tim, sighing: You don't know how to dress for this, do you?
Meredith, panicked: WHAT IS CLOTHES???
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Tim: Please confirm to your knowledge that you are not a fully robotic being, were born an organic creature, and do in fact possess what many cultures would call a soul.
Meredith: What? โTo my knowledgeโ? Do a lot of people not know if theyโre robots?
Tim: Thank you for your confirmation.
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*Meredith is fighting a monster*
Tim: Just stay calm! You already have everything you need to beat it!
Meredith: The power to believe in myself!?
Tim: No, a knife! Stab it!
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Meredith: Steph, Iโm sorry. I canโt keep seeing you anymore.
Steph: No shit, youโre always wearing sunglasses.
Meredith: Stephโฆ noโฆ
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Steph: I think I need a hug...
Meredith: Good thing I'm hug shaped!
*45 minutes later*
Steph: You... you can let go now.
Meredith: No, I absolutely cannot.
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Steph: Meredith, please calm down.
Meredith: I asked for two large fries!
Meredith: *dumps fries onto table*
Meredith: But all they did was give me a MILLION FUCKING LITTLE ONES!
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*Meredith is speaking on the phone*
Meredith: Yeah, I'm with Steph.
Steph: Im fucking dying-
Meredith: Yep, she's okay.
Steph: I have a knife in my chest!
Meredith: No, she can't talk right now. She's sleeping, sorry.
Steph: IM BLEEDING OUT-
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Steph: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween!
Meredith: That doesn't exist.
Steph: Not with that attitude.
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Steph: And what do I get out of this?
Meredith: I will give you a dollar.
Steph: What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a dollar!
Meredith: How bout two dollars?
Steph: You got yourself a deal.
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Meredith: The joy of hanging out with Steph. You look away for 5 seconds to make sure something is set up correctly, and she bites the tip of a marker off.
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*Meredith and Steph looking at a locked gate into a park*
Meredith: Aw. :(
Steph: You know what they say.
Meredith: Please donโt-
Steph: BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate*
Meredith: Fuck-
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Steph: Hey, are you alright with swearing? Asking for a friend.
Meredith: Yeah?
Steph: Bitch.
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Steph: What is this!?
Meredith: Thatโs the weight of guilt. Give in to the nice side. Help those unfortunate, and make the guilt go away, my friend.
Steph: Ow! Make it stop!
Meredith: Surrender to your kindness, Steph. Itโs nice to be nice.
Steph: Your guilt is strong, my friend. But it is no match for the power of my selfishness!
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Bruce: What's gone wrong, Meredith?
Meredith: Hey! Thatโs one hell of a thing to say to a person. Just because Iโm calling doesnโt mean thereโs a crisis.
Bruce: Thatโs technically true, I suppose. Why are you calling?
Meredith: Well... Thereโs a crisis.
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Meredith: Why are you drinking, Bruce?
Bruce: I donโt drink anymore, so donโt start with that.
Meredith, holding an empty water bottle: So why was this under your bed?
Bruce: WE NEED WATER TO LIVE!
Meredith: NOT IN MY DAMN HOUSE!
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Meredith: Iโve been here in jail so long I think Iโve lost my mind.
Meredith: The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months.
Meredith: How long have I been in here now? Almost a year?
Bruce: This is Monopoly.
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Meredith: You know, thereโs something weird going on with your face?
Bruce: What?
Meredith: Youโre smiling! I didnโt know you could do that?
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Meredith: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos.
Bruce: Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again?
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Bruce: Why are you late?
Meredith: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.
Bruce: Overslept?
Meredith: Overslept.
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Meredith, on the phone: I better goโฆkay, call me laterโฆ byeeee!
Bruce: Friend of yours?
Meredith: Nope, wrong number.
Bruce: ???
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Bruce: We have to plan, we have to figure something out.
Meredith: Bruce, when have any of our plans ever actually worked? We plan, we get there, all hell breaks loose.
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Meredith: I just wanna be called cute 21/7.
Bruce: Why not 24/7?
Meredith: Snack breaks.
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Bruce: Darn, the power went out.
Meredith: Donโt worry, I got this.
Meredith: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*
Bruce: What-?
Meredith: I swallowed a glow stick!
Bruce, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-
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Jason: Consider the fundraising over! Your hero has arrived!
Meredith: Uhhโฆ where did you get so much money from, Jason?
Jason: Well, you know, Iโm pretty good at numbers. I just crunched them, I stretched them, I analyzed my accounts, I timed the market-
*police sirens start to wail in the background*
Meredith: DID YOU ROB A BANK?!
Jason: Oh, come on, Meredith, do you really think so little of me? *opens the bag as purple dye explodes on her face*
Meredith:
Jason: โฆit was a credit union.
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Jason: I can't believe you've done this.....
Meredith: I'm sorry I didn't know-!
Jason, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!
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Meredith: *fast-forwards all the way through the movie*
Jason: You can't just skip to the happy ending!
Meredith: I don't have time for their problems.
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Meredith: FUCK THE CHAIR. PARDON ME FOR MAKING MYSELF COMFORTABLE DURING A SINCERE HEART TO HEART DISCUSSION WITH A DEAR FRIEND IN NEED!
Meredith: BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO CEASE STRADDLING THIS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE PIECE OF FURNITURE! AWAY WITH YE, FOUR LEGGED TEMPTRESS! DISTRACT US NO MORE WITH THE MOST BASIC AND UTILITARIAN FORM OF COMFORT YOU SUPPLY!
Jason: Meredith just threw a tantrum about a chair.
Jason: I just won Meredith Tantrum Bingo.
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Jason: Meredith likes to say โyou can be part of the problem or part of the solution,โ but I happen to believe you can be both.
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Meredith: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all?
Jason: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.
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Jason: What are your three best qualities?
Meredith: Iโm hot, I have soft hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my friends.
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Meredith: Don't break someone's heart, they only have one.
Jason: Break one of their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
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Jason: Iโm 80% awesome 20% water and 100% handsome.
Meredith: Thatโs 200%.
Jason: Iโm twice the man youโll ever be.
Meredith: Iโm literally not even a man but ok.
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Meredith: honk.
Jason: WHAT.
Meredith: HONK.
Jason: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????
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Meredith: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Eleanor: Um...Neat.
*later*
Eleanor, lying face down on her bed: I said "Neat," Virion. Who the bloody hell says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.
Virion , reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Eleanor. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Darren confessed their love for me?
Eleanor: Didn't you thank them?
Virion: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked them.
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Eleanor: Your smile? It makes my day.
Meredith: Your happiness? I live for that.
Darren: A room? Get one.
Virion: Hotel? Trivago.
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Darren: Everyone synchronise your watches.
Meredith: I don't know how to do that.
Eleanor: I don't wear a watch.
Virion: Time is a construct.
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Virion: Bad newsโMeredith locked herself outside of her own apartment.
Virion: Good newsโwe didnโt have to wait around for a locksmith.
Virion: Bad newsโEleanor finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory(TM). I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys/enbies.
Virion: Good newsโa cute guy/enby saw me do it.
Virion: Bad newsโit was Darren, and since theyโve already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, theyโll never think Iโm cool no matter what I do. Itโs too late. They know.
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Virion: THEY COME SEASONALLY!
Virion: THEY COME EVERY YEAR!
Eleanor: What- Meredith, is he drunk again-
Virion: IT DOESNโT MATTER WHERE I GO!
Virion: WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
Meredith: What does WHAT mean?
Darren, who is the only one who knows what Virion is talking about: I mean, when you found one in the bathroom-
Eleanor: WHAT THE FUCK DID VIRION FIND IN THE BATHROOM?
Virion: IโM TELLING YOU LIKE- LIKE IN THE SWIMMING POOL-
Virion: IN L.A.
Virion: EVERYWHERE I GO, THE DUCKS COME TO ME!
Eleanor and Meredith: Oh, for fuCKS SAKE VIRIONโ
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Meredith: *about Darren and Virion* They make a cute couple, huh?
Eleanor: They certainly are standing next to each other.
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Meredith: What do you want then?
Eleanor: Erโฆ something work related.
Meredith: What department is this?
Eleanor: Sorry?
Meredith: Well, if itโs work related youโd obviously know what department this is. What department is this?
Eleanor: *looks at Virion and Darren* Some sort of homosexual department?
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Virion: How is the most beautiful person in the world?
Darren: *blushing* Iโ
Meredith, butting into the conversation: Eleanor is perfect, thanks for asking.
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Darren, watching Meredith & Virion panic: What's going on?
Eleanor: Meredith is having a midlife crisis and Virion is just having a crisis.
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Darren: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??
Virion: Microwave for 40 minutes. ๐
Eleanor: Why were you microwaving a lemon???
Virion: I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots.
Meredith: Did you burn an orange too? How???
Virion: Microwave for 40 minutes. ๐
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ARCHIVE FILE NO. 0353
Codename: Infernal Sorceress
Name: Eleanor April Constantine
Status: Alive
Vigilante Status: Active
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- Physical Appearance:
Hair: Dirty Blonde (Dyed Red with Bleached Strips)
Ethnicity: Welsh
Skin tone: White
Eyes: Blue
Height: 5โ7โ
Weight: 141 lbs
Age:ย 19
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- Languages:
English
Welsh
- Meta ability:ย
No Meta Gene
Flame Based Arcane Spells
Psychic Link with Familiar
Merging Forms with Familiar
- Drawbacks:
No Formal Combat Experience
Injury of Familiar Weakens Powers to Equivalent of Injury
Merged Forms Severely Weakens Both Parties Leaving Them Vulnerable
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- Background:
Born to Delilah Crone and Kenneth Constantine as an only child in U-932
Mundane life until 10 years old when parents were murdered by unknown entity
Is on the run for 5 years while the dimension destabilizes (932!Constantine dies somehow starting the collapse/apocalypse)
Made a contract with a phoenix familiar to find her familyโs murderer in exchange for sustained power and life
Came from the collapsed alternate universe to our own via magical portal
Currently staying in House of Mystery to gain more leads into who killed her family/destroyed her dimension
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- Weapon of choice:ย
Long Distance Spells
Keeps Supernatural Enemies at Distance to Stall for Time
Either Restrains Intermediate Enemies for Information or Immediately Banishes Lower Ranks
- Vigilante Suit:
Black Trenchcoat with Red Lining
Enchanted with Various Supernatural Protections and Wards
Black Bodysuit with Nightwing-esque Mesh Cutout
Black Fingerless Gloves
Fishnet Leggings
Black Knee High Combat Boots
ARCHIVE FILE NO. 0352
Codename: Halcyon
Name: Meredith Harrison-Wayne
Vigilante Status: Active
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Physical Appearance
Hair: Dark Brown, 4A/4B Texture
Ethnicity: African-American
Skin tone: Medium Brown
Eyes: Brown (Pinkish Color When Essence Is Used)
Height: 5โ4โ
Weight: 120 lbs
Age:ย 18
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- Languages:
English
ASL
Spanish
Portuguese
- Meta/Supernatural Ability:ย
No Meta Gene
Slightly Enhanced Senses and Intuition
Intense Empathic Connection
Emotional Energy Formation
Essence: intuitive magic that intensifies the natural human instinct with emphasis on the most used sense (ie. sight, smell, touch, hearing, taste, etc.)
- Drawbacks:
ย Overstimulation From Constant Emotional Stimuli
Fatigue From Energy Formation
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- Background:
Biological parents were involved in a cult that worshipped an unknown goddess Nera with their roles presumably to be progenitors to a magically sufficient host for the goddess to reside in
They escaped to Gotham during pregnancy so that Meredith wouldnโt be sacrificed
Gave birth at Leslieโs clinic and hid out in Park Row for 5 years
They ended up becoming casualties during a robbery
Meredith became a street orphan along with Jason in Crime Alley/Park Row
Kidnapped by the Gotham Branch of cultists at age 5 as a sacrifice for unknown deity Nera to bring her back to life and create a โnew worldโ
Subsequently kills her abductors with an outward explosion of Essence
Was found by Jason and taken out of the warehouse and cleaned of the blood covering her body
Adopted with Jason after getting caught as his lookout while he stole the Batmobileโs tires at age 8
Started vigilante training at age 12 after Jasonโs death and Timโs introduction to the family
Kidnapped via summoning by main branch of cultists at 17
Stranded in cult base for three months learning about their MO and its connection to a string of missing childrenโs cases
Found out she is a reborn vessel of Nera, an extinct minor goddess, who will take over both her mind and body once the magical seal on her power is removed
Managed to locate and rescue Halcyon with assistance from the JLD and Red Robin just as the seal near fully cracked, giving her more access to her powers
Is currently going through an extremely slowed metamorphosis to her final form as a true vessel
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- Weapon of choice:ย
None
Prefers Hand to Hand Combat
Mainly Defensive Maneuvers to Detain or Knock Out Opponents
- Vigilante Suit: Former
Kevlar Mesh Under Armor
Cropped Navy Blue Hoodie and Shorts with Star Detailing
Bat-Standardโข๏ธ Utility Belt
Plated Knee Guards
Black Combat Boots and Gloves
- Vigilante Suit: Current
Black to Blue Gradient Hooded Kevlar Mesh Jumpsuit with Star Detailing
Mouth Covering Attachment
Black Combat Boots and Gloves
Bat-Standardโข๏ธ Utility Belt
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iโm meredith harrison and up until last year i didnโt know my dead parents were apart of the cult of โmonstersโ that i feared my entire childhood!! the only reason iโm not a meat puppet to some dead goddess right now is because they got attached enough to escape and go into hiding in gotham!!! :D
oh!! and i brought reeseโs pieces ๐งก๐ค๐งก๐ค
CANDY SALAD TRAUMA DUMP
Iโm Sybil Faust and one time all of my friends forgot my birthday and I became corrupted by the spirit of Greed for three years before my friend had to put me in a coma.
I brought the bowl!
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ARCHIVE FILE NO. 0352
Codename: Halcyon
Name: Meredith Harrison-Wayne
Vigilante Status: Active
___________________________________
Physical Appearance
Hair: Dark Brown, 4A/4B Texture
Ethnicity: African-American
Skin tone: Medium Brown
Eyes: Brown (Pinkish Color When Essence Is Used)
Height: 5โ4โ
Weight: 120 lbs
Age:ย 18
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- Languages:
English
ASL
Spanish
Portuguese
- Meta/Supernatural Ability:ย
No Meta Gene
Slightly Enhanced Senses and Intuition
Intense Empathic Connection
Emotional Energy Formation
Essence: intuitive magic that intensifies the natural human instinct with emphasis on the most used sense (ie. sight, smell, touch, hearing, taste, etc.)
- Drawbacks:
ย Overstimulation From Constant Emotional Stimuli
Fatigue From Energy Formation
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- Background:
Biological parents were involved in a cult that worshipped an unknown goddess Nera with their roles presumably to be progenitors to a magically sufficient host for the goddess to reside in
They escaped to Gotham during pregnancy so that Meredith wouldnโt be sacrificed
Gave birth at Leslieโs clinic and hid out in Park Row for 5 years
They ended up becoming casualties during a robbery
Meredith became a street orphan along with Jason in Crime Alley/Park Row
Kidnapped by the Gotham Branch of cultists at age 5 as a sacrifice for unknown deity Nera to bring her back to life and create a โnew worldโ
Subsequently kills her abductors with an outward explosion of Essence
Was found by Jason and taken out of the warehouse and cleaned of the blood covering her body
Adopted with Jason after getting caught as his lookout while he stole the Batmobileโs tires at age 8
Started vigilante training at age 12 after Jasonโs death and Timโs introduction to the family
Kidnapped via summoning by main branch of cultists at 17
Stranded in cult base for three months learning about their MO and its connection to a string of missing childrenโs cases
Found out she is a reborn vessel of Nera, an extinct minor goddess, who will take over both her mind and body once the magical seal on her power is removed
Managed to locate and rescue Halcyon with assistance from the JLD and Red Robin just as the seal near fully cracked, giving her more access to her powers
Is currently going through an extremely slowed metamorphosis to her final form as a true vessel
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- Weapon of choice:ย
None
Prefers Hand to Hand Combat
Mainly Defensive Maneuvers to Detain or Knock Out Opponents
- Vigilante Suit: Former
Kevlar Mesh Under Armor
Cropped Navy Blue Hoodie and Shorts with Star Detailing
Bat-Standardโข๏ธ Utility Belt
Plated Knee Guards
Black Combat Boots and Gloves
- Vigilante Suit: Current
Black to Blue Gradient Hooded Kevlar Mesh Jumpsuit with Star Detailing
Mouth Covering Attachment
Black Combat Boots and Gloves
Bat-Standardโข๏ธ Utility Belt
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