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im getting a haircut today

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me: tries my darndest

me: isn’t worth a darn

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Me always: who??????????

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okay tumblr i have a game

take this image and keep adding onto it

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a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.

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why do guys look so hot when they drive

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each time I tell you those three words I mean them more and more

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Staff be like 

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(Wake me up) Wake me up inside (I can’t wake up) Wake me up inside (Save me)

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My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,       I am afraid

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It’s not really the brown girls from Jersey City who save the world. Maybe now they do.

IMAN VELLANI as KAMALA KHAN in MS MARVEL (2022)