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Okay. listen to me. sit down, boy. If you read this youre reading the whole mf thing because i will sound crazy for half of it and then itll all tie together alright. Listen, this is my explanation of the switzerland's crush on germany allegations. This all started because of that one scene where Austria was all like "I guess Germany's asshole isn't all that cozy" and Switzerland just blushed and couldn't say anything else. I have taken cell samples from this clip and under electron microscopy, found that there is a whole extra chapter in the hetalia bible to be found here. So we all know about Switzerland's weird feelings about his and austria's past friendship. It is a whole other thing that I won't get into and also don't feel 1000% confident on yet, but currently personally see it as switzerland desiring friendship again and Maybe it is gay. Not 100% sure, but it's possible (for some reason my gut instinct says no though). Anyways, I think switzerland has a subconcious crush on germany. Germany's entire thing is that he is objectively one of, if not THE most reasonable nations. He is unironically a very good guy and that's why its comical that everybody fucking hates him. Switzerland's entire deal is that he's INSANELY NORMAL and because of that I think it would be really funny if he had a crush on Germany because it's like... well a normal person would probabaly like him the most irl since Germany's the most reliable and least insane. But see this crush is subconcious because switzerland does not hang out with germany ever because the guy surrounds himself with pyschopaths (everyone else). They just don't interact outside of trading only because their lifestyles dont mix and because of that, the seed of switzerlands crush on germany never can sprout. It's currently planted in nitrogen deficient soil found within the Sahara desert. This crush is still real and true though ok, it just never will become something that switzerland is aware of because he doesnt think about gay shit on his free time and never chills with germany enough to get a boner. But I think like if Germany and switzerland were trapped in Alcatraz for 30 years there is like a 20-40% chance switzerlands crush would finally have the resources it needs to blossom. Thats the only way it could work though. Unless those conditions are met, switzerland will continue to hold a subconcious crush on germany that makes him able to stay hard when he accidentally has a fleeting thought about the guy while trying to jerk off, but isn't something that is recognized enough to make him able to seek out germany because the wall of pyschopaths he hangs out with is too much to deal with.

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im crazy about this dude. now im just watching videos where he keeps poisoning himself by eating random shit i love it

i need to draw the ask itager event ending drawing but im too busy rn watching some japanese guy break down a giant napoleon fish

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i need to draw the ask itager event ending drawing but im too busy rn watching some japanese guy break down a giant napoleon fish

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sorry i havent been posting guys. you know the drill me when i have friends and am occupied with a beautiful wonderful life to live once again 😍😍😍😍😍 #STOPPINGANDSMELLINGTHOSEROSES!

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SONOKI TO MAJIMA

我請了伴訓所以早上又把這本拿出來看，我真的超級超級喜歡這是我認為最好最好的校園BL 漫，在我高中每天活的想退學一萬次的時候我就想象他們活在我身邊然後我有一天也能過上這本漫畫裡一樣的生活。它的每個細節都很真實，但是氛圍又一直是輕鬆的，很多日常漫畫如果太美好反而讓人感覺到超級有壓力感覺放下書自己這輩子都完了，但是這本就不會因為裡面的角色就和普通學生一樣要考試升學，沒有很多朋友或者因為沒考好復讀一級（这在当时给了我巨大的勇气因为当时我坚定自己会考不好然后复读，然后我发现喜欢的角色也会复读，就觉得也许也没什么大不了的）。而且嚴格來說這兩本還不是百分百的BL（畢竟是以一般向開始連載），而且最棒的是他有大學的篇章啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！！！！！

你知道這對我這種一想到一年後的事情就緊張到想要跳樓的人有多重要嗎？？？！！！！他們在升學後依然有普通的簡單生活，也一樣去上學找工作談戀愛，高中時期很美好但以後依然可以創造其他的美好回憶。同級生很棒但是這兩本是不同的風味，生活中可能找不到玩樂隊的金毛主唱和禁慾優等生但是現充x地味這種搭配總能讓我想到自己身邊的人，然後讓你有動力借鑒著他們的生活去努力。我他媽甚至在裡面讀到了教育意義

而且裡面出現了很多款式明確的衣服和現實裡的品牌或者物件，這真的很給代入感加分，而且讓畫面很自然。看了作者的推發現sonoki那些奇怪的擺件就是作者按自己家裡的玩具畫的，而且能感覺sonoki有一部分的原型就是作者自己本人，所以角色更立體了。漫畫是以sonoki的視角出發的，可能是作者更能把握好和自己性格更像的角色，這很聰明www但是majima也絕對不是那種討人厭的現充，即使裡面有很多對現充的吐槽，但是你能感覺出來這人根本就是很普通的開朗社牛善良男高中生！！！我知道有時候比較沒邊界感的人會讓有些人反感，但是就是得有一些這樣的人不是嗎，我認為人的距離只有這樣才能更快拉進特別是他完全沒有惡意！

我至少把自己手上的兩冊看了二十遍，因為是手繪所以你一直能重新找到可愛的小細節，但是之後的續集台版遲遲不出，我現在都想拜託漢化組做翻譯了。東立我恨你總是佔著茅坑不拉屎，元氣君也出的巨慢，別再出一些紙質垃圾了多關注一些真正的好漫畫吧！！！

順便一說我的手機密碼是majima的生日（0421），但我會在每一年都忘了給他過生日（因為我太懶了，而且如果只有自己一個人準備的話說實話有點沒勁），明年如果我能打起勁的話我絕對會做點啥的（比如去買蜂蜜蛋糕）

不准和我說你不喜歡這部漫畫，因為它有可能是我的BL TOP1（介於它能讓我加油活下去為由）我會詛咒所有評價它畫風不好看/很無聊/不知道有什麼好嗑的人，我會發十條sns罵你然後在我下次想起來的時候繼續罵你

↑This is the song sonoki had heard in manga

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SEALAND

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Warm up... excuse the anatomy -_-

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did you guys know that one time while hanging out with wiener he was like OH MY GOD. THIS IS INSANE. and showed me the google map and was like "DUDE ITS SIX HOURS TRAVEL TIME" and his dumbass was on the walk version not driving version.

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cleaning your dash

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Being ugly is not an excuse. Most people are ugly. I’ve fucked ugly people and they weren’t virgins. They were whores. All things considered there probably is someone 5 minutes away dying to fuck you.

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HELP i think i just found the funniest thing ever

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WELCOME TO ASK SWITZERLAND!

You may be familiar with ask blogs already, but just in case here’s how it works:

-This blog (except for this post) is entirely run by Switzerland Hetalia.

(i may post ooc but in that case the post will be in italics and in the color green )

You can send questions to my inbox and he will reply! You can also make questions to other countries regarding him.

I might not answer everything! Depends on my mood or if you ask anything too outlandish i don’t have a reply to :-) this is a casual blog!

my main blog is @snoozerin

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adam just declined going to the beach with his loving father because hes too busy drawing inanimate insanity fanart

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beware @itagerhardcoreyaoi they ship trif......

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Is it ITA-GRR or ITA-JER, gotta put bro in his place and i need an expert

I pronounce it ITA-JER. but my bros are mixed on doing ITA-GRR too so i see it like a pecan pecan situation. tomato tomato moment.