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videogames allow you to fulfill your deepest fantasies

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This is cinema actually

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Thomas Jefferson experiences dysphoria

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What's the opposite of "fuck my stupid baka life" ?

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I love when there's characters that are pair bonded and you know that wherever one of them is the other is also gonna be there.

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my coworker does magic tricks and he gets great joy out of demonstrating them for me because i respond with the enthusiasm of a 5 year old or perhaps some sort of zoo animal with above average intelligence

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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Quote of the day

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does anyone want to play themes and motifs with me

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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

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the world is heartbreaking every day and the world is beautiful every day and we have to pay attention to both

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when me and my boyfriend make meals we have a tradition of sending each other unappetising off-centre photographs of them in poor lighting. we call this "wikipedia food".

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They hate me for my redundancies. And also for my tendency to say the same thing but in slightly different ways. And for my repetition of phrases. And for my redundancies.

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being depressed and resentful is so embarrassing I feel like a cartoon villain