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I've decided if people are going to call male characters babygirl then I can do it the other way around for female characters. She's my man now. That woman is my boyfriend. My boytoy even.

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walkable cities are such a terrible idea when you think about them for literally any longer than a single second. more steps = more cracks = more mothers’ backs broken. simple fucking math. if you wanted your mom’s back blown out so bad you could’ve just called me

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Anyways foreshorten these nuts

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I drew it while toasted out of my mind last night.

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Anyways foreshorten these nuts

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Guys I put my foot down and went to 20 hours a week and I’m starting to feel creative again. The key to being able to write, it turns out, is not being screamed at eight hours a day five days a week 😃

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Would anyone like to diagnose my mental illness

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I can grasp something about how similarly men are conditioned to see women in their lives and how rich people see working class folks in their lives.

There’s a term thrown around about how men don’t see their girlfriends and wives as wholly individual people, but instead as appliances that are supposed to fulfill certain aspects of their lives. Like not even as an extension of themselves, but as a tool that’s supposed to clean and emotionally regulate for them.

I genuinely believe the ultra wealthy do not see working class people as individual, wholly realized sentient beings. They see us as appliances and numbers that are supposed to cooperate with everything they say. I keep seeing people ask “well if the government and corporations wants us to have kids, why not make xyz affordable?” Because they don’t see us as people who have choices!!!!! They expect their appliances to continue working despite “marginally uncomfortable” conditions!!!!! “Do they genuinely think we are okay with no healthcare?” Do we ask Siri if she’s comfortable computing with only ten percent of our phone’s battery left?

Because why would you ask your front desk appliance if she’s okay, or if she needs something like water after being threatened? Appliances do not feel, because that would be inconvenient. We are supposed to soothe the feelings of the ultra-rich so they do not feel guilt at exploiting us.

Welcome to the bi-decade situational event where “Coco accidentally works a summer job where she rubs elbows the ultra wealthy and hates every second of it.” This week on our thrilling adventure, an old white man throws something at my head and threatens to beat me up and I wish this was hyperbole but it was genuinely over some really petty issue with his order.

(and to my credit, I do not give men the satisfaction of looking scared. Ever. I looked the man who just threatened to “put me on my ass” and said, sternly, “that is NOT an appropriate thing to say to someone.” It seemed to shock him back to a reality where there are consequences. Internally I am still rattled)

Anyways. The owner of the multi-billion dollar establishment that I work for WATCHES this happen and waits for everything to blow over, then approaches me. And says “hey. 🙂 you’re only seasonal, right? I bet you are so excited to get back home.”

And the ultra wealthy owner didn’t even say anything else. Kind of just smiled while I looked at him bc I didn’t know what to say. Right. Yeah. So like, I don’t want to dox myself or reveal information about my primary job. But it involves a disparaged group of people and it’s criminally underfunded. All I can think of is how the owner of my seasonal workplace could buy out my Amazon wishlist of supplies I need for my primary job ten times over and it would barely be a blip in his monthly bank statement. I am sitting, waiting for word on a grant from the Taking Away Grants Government.

And idk it’s not even about…. Like if I had that kind of cash, instead of silently watching a grown man abuse my twenty something staff member, I would have had a swat team descend upon the unruly customer and put him in a black box location before he even raised his hand. What the fuck.

It’s like the principal of the thing. How do I keep finding myself in this situation. And it wouldn’t even be that initiating if the kajillionare wasn’t watching the whole thing go down while twiddling his thumbs. I hope his private jet explores mid air.

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Welcome to the bi-decade situational event where “Coco accidentally works a summer job where she rubs elbows the ultra wealthy and hates every second of it.” This week on our thrilling adventure, an old white man throws something at my head and threatens to beat me up and I wish this was hyperbole but it was genuinely over some really petty issue with his order.

(and to my credit, I do not give men the satisfaction of looking scared. Ever. I looked the man who just threatened to “put me on my ass” and said, sternly, “that is NOT an appropriate thing to say to someone.” It seemed to shock him back to a reality where there are consequences. Internally I am still rattled)

Anyways. The owner of the multi-billion dollar establishment that I work for WATCHES this happen and waits for everything to blow over, then approaches me. And says “hey. 🙂 you’re only seasonal, right? I bet you are so excited to get back home.”

And the ultra wealthy owner didn’t even say anything else. Kind of just smiled while I looked at him bc I didn’t know what to say. Right. Yeah. So like, I don’t want to dox myself or reveal information about my primary job. But it involves a disparaged group of people and it’s criminally underfunded. All I can think of is how the owner of my seasonal workplace could buy out my Amazon wishlist of supplies I need for my primary job ten times over and it would barely be a blip in his monthly bank statement. I am sitting, waiting for word on a grant from the Taking Away Grants Government.

And idk it’s not even about…. Like if I had that kind of cash, instead of silently watching a grown man abuse my twenty something staff member, I would have had a swat team descend upon the unruly customer and put him in a black box location before he even raised his hand. What the fuck.

It’s like the principal of the thing. How do I keep finding myself in this situation. And it wouldn’t even be that initiating if the kajillionare wasn’t watching the whole thing go down while twiddling his thumbs. I hope his private jet explores mid air.

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Yeah and?

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Giving it to him from behind so I can more effectively stab him in the back

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Returned within the last ten minutes and the first thing you do is torture me. Okay.

IG@lo.pony

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Firefighters: setting their bags down, looking for something cold to drink, maybe a snack, getting some respite after a long day’s work

Me, at the reception desk:

Job pros: the firefighters. The place I work at also has heavy traffic from firefighters and let me just say. If you are a firefighter. 👁️👄👁️ I am LOOKING. I am looking at you. respectfully.

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Job pros: the firefighters. The place I work at also has heavy traffic from firefighters and let me just say. If you are a firefighter. 👁️👄👁️ I am LOOKING. I am looking at you. respectfully.

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Exactlyyyyyyyyyyyyy. I am not going to walk on eggshells around everyone irl and on the internet just to be liked. Why would I even want to be liked by a guy who tries to make his coworkers take his work load and has grandiose ideas about himself.

I mean, you usually are pretty mean and bitchy on here so probably in life too, seems like that would be the case

🤷‍♀️ okay, if not allowing people to push me around or not accepting criticism that I don’t deserve is mean and bitchy then I’ll be mean and bitchy to hell and back

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I mean, you usually are pretty mean and bitchy on here so probably in life too, seems like that would be the case

🤷‍♀️ okay, if not allowing people to push me around or not accepting criticism that I don’t deserve is mean and bitchy then I’ll be mean and bitchy to hell and back