cpunkhobie
cpunkhobie
raised by the blade and steel has no gender
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cpunkhobie · 8 days ago
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how are you liking the consensual sex, age appropriate lover? 😈
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cpunkhobie · 2 months ago
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cpunkhobie · 3 months ago
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cpunkhobie · 3 months ago
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happy pride
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cpunkhobie · 3 months ago
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sexy genre of making characters needlessly suffer for your enjoyment and yet its called "whump" the unsexiest name in the world
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cpunkhobie · 3 months ago
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when you get paid byweekly
weekly: here is your money
me: thank you
weekly: no need to thanks me.
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cpunkhobie · 3 months ago
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cpunkhobie · 3 months ago
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its crazy how teeth problems can fucking kill you and not only are dental services not free they cost a ludicrous amount and require an entirely different type of insurance than the rest of ur body. aside from the eyes, of course, which need a third type of insurance. What are we even doing man
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cpunkhobie · 3 months ago
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cpunkhobie · 3 months ago
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for the last few months, not knowing 100 gecs was a band, ive been saying "100 gecs" whenever i meant to say "lmao", "lol" and "lmfao" as a direct result of me misunderstanding this tweet.
my friends knew the band so they didnt have this misconception. and still they just kinda rolled with it??? like imagine something like your friend seemingly randomly saying the beatles, sometimes in all caps in the middle of their messages HELPP
i also thought the amount of "gecs" would change depending on how funny something was, so for example just sort of saying lol at the end of a message would be translated to about 20 gecs. a standard lmao would be about 60 gecs, and a proper LMFAOO was 100 gecs. i had a whole system
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cpunkhobie · 3 months ago
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was scrolling through my blog and got real nostalgic
@cpunkhobie i miss them
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cpunkhobie · 3 months ago
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cpunkhobie · 3 months ago
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(no children, the mountain goats/US politics)
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cpunkhobie · 3 months ago
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heyyy, im doing good considering the circumstances. watched frozen 2 and the accompanying docuseries recently and the whole time i was thinking "omg this is just like nik arorpride", hruuu
hi nik <3
hihihi!!!! how r u its been 1william years !!!
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cpunkhobie · 3 months ago
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haha thats so funny [face gets gravely serious] but were you not a staunch and trusted ally i would have you executed for such a joke
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cpunkhobie · 3 months ago
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i'm realizing a big mental roadblock to me working on ronin plural au is that I'm genuinely a little scared to write Ronin. I'm really sitting down with making all the rpau characters fleshed out and giving them a purpose in the story, rather than just fucking around basically. and like. damn my Body had an instinctive "nahh not doing this" reaction to trying to emotionally develop each of Ronin's parts. no idea where that comes from but i'm about to have a fun few months
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cpunkhobie · 3 months ago
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my brother has started coming into my room periodically just to talk to me and i'm touched because ofc i'm want to be a Safe Adult for him but at the same time i can only listen to him recite lego copyright dates for so long
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