cr1ngetherapyyy

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Hi guys! I am going through a very difficult time with finances atm. I am at risk of homelessness. I have emergency commissions open!

There is also a GoFundMe in my bio if you’d like to contribute in that way.

Please help!

Let Me Turn Your Ideas Into Words...

aka Commission Me!

I will write your fanfic, ghostwrite your original fiction, or anything so long as it's within my boundaries. Since I'm new to this my starting rate is $0.01 per word

For example:

100 words = $1 1,000 words = $10 10,000 words = $100 100,000 words = $1000

What I won't write:

Pedophilia (adult/minor pairings), zoophilia/beastiality, incest

Fetishising of race, sex, gender, age, etc.

R*pe/non con & sexual harassment

Anything pregnancy related

Lolicon and shotacon

Pervert characters

Will I write NSFW?

Currently no. If it's for comedy sake then maybe. Just please don't be a creep about it.

How long will it take to finish?

That depends entirely on how many words you are hoping for. It also depends on how long we will spend in the brainstorming, planning, and outlining phases as well as the draft editing phase. These estimates do not take any of that into consideration, just purely how long it will take me to write the first draft itself.

Rough estimates:

100 words = 1-2 days 1,000 words = 1 week 10,000 words = 1 month 100,000 words = 10 months

Payment method: Paypal

For all other questions and inquiries, shoot me a DM!

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these are my mutuals. they know who they are

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Same.

Fighting the urge to write 50 different stories rn.

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How To Write An Inhuman Character In A Godly Way?

If you are anything like me, you are eternally in the habit of writing Gods, angels, demons, monsters, talking pets, aliens, and eldritch beings like twenty year olds. It's kind of like Lolis in anime, "Yes, this 20 year old acting man who is crying over his noodles being fried horribly in the bad microwave is an angel far above humans". Or if you are REALLY like me and need to get a love interest shoved in there "No, I refuse to acknowledge how a 25 year old human dating a century old demon boi is unethical because guess what, I'm the writer and can't keep making up species".

But let's say you want to be elevated~ Maybe you need to write a monster that is actually, y'know, a monster, inhuman in every way. Or you want to test the power of True Love (trademark) by seeing if Cthulu in his squid-y ways can find love. Maybe you want to explore mythologies and how they characterize inhumans.

Or maybe you're like me and watched Suspiria and became obsessed with the writing around the matriarchs. P.S warnings for spoilers of the new 2018 Suspiria, I'm obsessed. Watch it, or watch a Flawed Peacock analysis of the movie on Youtube. It wil alter brain chemistry.

Inhuman Morality

First of all: No, you don't need to write a murderer to be 'elevated' in monster-ing.

What i mean by Inhuman Morality is: A character who acts in ways that are hard for humans to do naturally.

Fiddle sticks, this is even found in the Bible. God, and by extension 100% God and 100% human Jesus, is portrayed as someone who is all-loving and all-forgiving, within limits (#never forget Sodom). But literally, Jesus is someone who sacrificed his own life, in a brutal cruxifiction, to save all of humanity. God is someone who, in the bible, loves everyone, emphasis on everyone. From the church goers to the homeless, toothless peasants to murderers.

There is a point to this, I'm not christian. Basically, most humans hate someone, at least, whether that's due to origin, race, nationality, religion, socioeconomic class, morality, whatever. So for God to not do that, that means he has Inhuman Morality.

This can also be seen in mythology featuring Gods who give greatly and punish even greater, specifically Greek/Roman Mythology. I think it's a pretty classic (heh heh) meme that Zeus had relations with human women as animals. And turning people into stars. And having so many 'non-boundaries' with siblings, and granddads, and humans, and plants. That's definitely landing you in the Inhuman Morality.

But you aren't here for history, you are here for advice, hopefully. And I got it! Inhuman Morality can be demonstrated through:

Karma regardless of the sin. They like to punish people but what they constitute as an "equal" "just" punishment tends to be quite random. Someone could get their car totalled because they forgot to kiss their wife on the cheek goodbye while the other just steps in wet dog food cause they murdered a guy. This can either be explained as: They got the roulette and Mr. No Wife Kisser got the bad deal or It's Highly Important In This Culture To Kiss Wife

They don't respect the artificial boundaries humans put on morality and refuse to abide by human guidelines for morality. While you might look at a Kangaroo abandoning it's Joey so it can sacrifice it's offspring to whatever's chasing her as evil, that's just practicality. When you can produce a lot of children, a few go here and there, it ain't that bad.

Obsession with one thing. It has to be the weirdest yet most primal thing. So no Macbook obsession. They require their devotees to cry into vials so they can drink it. They like the taste of sweat from women specifically. They grow teeth just to rip them out since they like the pain of losing power since teeth symbolically represent power in dreams.

They don't act like humans. For example: Humans are pack animals that typically reside in patriarchal structures who (typically) prioritize qualities such as being hard-working, accomplished, beautiful passivity in women, masculinity, and activities like artistic expression, self-awareness, and such. You can make a creature that is solitary, doesn't have a gender, prioritizes evasion from predators, and prefers activites that are more...idk you decide. Anyway, you get the point. No humanity!

Take a moral law and apply it to everything. For example, "The most absolutely evil thing is to take someone's property". That's all well and good but start applying that to all situations. Suddenly, you're a Southerner Pre-Civil War that believes emancipation is illegal because it takes away someone's property. If this character had to choose between dying or stealing someone's phone, there's a big moral hangup. "You can't take someone's gun even if they're 'evil' in your world".

Take something beautiful and make it into a symbol of evil. People typically consider art to be beautiful and a sign of good, of enriching the human experience. Well, what if in this culture, art is considered arrogant, immoral, and selfish, because painting supplies are highly expensive in this world, the only way someone could afford them is to do some 'unethical' things, and only the rich people paint since... elitism. A sign that someone will become a murderer, they buy an amateur paint set.

That's it for this section. Tune in next time as I go.... night-night

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Me rn.

my drafts keep growing…

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“do you ever think about anything besides your characters?” “no.” “even when you’re out?” “especially when i’m out. if i die, who will finish their story.”

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i didn’t choose to write. the story held me hostage and said “if you ever want to sleep again, you better put me on paper”

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You should get an AO3 account

With the rise of AI and the well known epidemic of AI companies scraping Ao3 for training data most authors on Ao3 have locked down their fics to logged in users only. This is unfortunate for authors and readers. As an author I've noticed a steep drop in readership on fics restricted to logged in users and when recommending fics to my friends I've noticed that the folks without an account can't find the fics. The logged in users only toggle, not only keeps people without an account from reading a fic, but also from seeing its listing at all. More than 50% of fics I come across have this setting turned on. So, you should get an AO3 account. I know this seems daunting and unfair because it's an invite only system but, you can invite yourself through the homepage if you don't already have one, and in the past few years I've never heard of someone who requested an invitation through this method, not getting one. And for those of you who are hesitant because you don't write, that's okay. It's not weird at all to click on a commenter username and find that they have 0 works and 10,000 bookmarks. It might take a week for the invitation to actually show up, but I can almost guarantee you will get one, just keep an eye on your email. It's free to join and donations are optional. You'll have more to read if you have an account and maybe give your favorite author the chance to protect their work from AI without a loss of readership and feedback.

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It’s also in-humanly formal. Who talks like that?

hey uh new type of ao3 spam comment just dropped. (I know it's spam because the fic they left this comment on . doesn't have chapters. lmfao). Report this kinda comment as spam and don't take it personally it is literally recycled bullshit

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The other day I was stressed out because I wanted to write but I was paralyzed by executive dysfunction and my lover sat me down and told me to write one word and I did. That’s all I wrote and I felt bad about it but my lover wouldn’t let me tell myself it was “not good enough.”

Just spent two hours staring at an empty document. Wrote one word and closed it.

Progress.

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Some days writing a single sentence feels like squeezing toothpaste out of an almost empty tube

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That’s amazing!! I’m around 20k but the last time I wrote for it was 2023 😅 I’m working on smaller projects atm.

First book update! I have added 50 words! Not much but it’s a start!

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Woah that’s crazy

Congratulations to all AO3 users! Important Milestone reached!

Bookmark database overran!

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So, the other day, when I was discussing AO3's policy on solicitation, a tumblr user came at me saying that AO3's "no monetization/solicitation" rules were "bullshit" because nexus mods allows fan created mods to get paid.

Look at me.

Look at me right now.

AO3 protects you.

AO3 protects you and your works. 

It protects your works from copyright strikes and DCMA takedowns.

It protects your work from advertisers.

It protects your work from overzealous legal challenges.

It protects your right to post adult content.

AO3 is non-profit and AO3 will never try to use you or your work to make a profit for themselves and AO3 will go to bat for you if someone tries to legally challenge you or your works.

Please respect AO3 and its mission.