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This is fucking crazy

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It's short for glizzabeth

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Wanted to draw this extremely cute 1930s postcard I stumbled across earlier

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SOMETHING MUST BE DONE ABOUT THE FUCKING PAYMENT PROCESSORS

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Porcelain crab, channelling its inner kaiju

Malapascua, The Philippines, 2025

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Somewhat obsessed with this review of a local bakery especially the last line

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I don’t know if anyone was more overqualified for a job than Jean Giraud/Moebius was for doing concept art for Space Jam.

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death grips but it’s the tiktok text to speech voice

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This is an oil painting I made last year called Hobbyshop

When I was about 9 I would go to a hobbyshop to get lessons in painting warhammer, this painting is loosely based on that period of time

The guy who taught me was an older English man with a moustache, which I thought was an interesting sort of guy to be so in to warhammer

I remember the other guy who ran the shop always pottering about, fiddling with things. I like trying to paint fingers doing delicate little actions like this, although I haven't really figured out how to do it -

here's a much better example by Sorolla. Very nice hands.

The kid in this painting ended up glowering which I didn't really intend, but I like it because I think kids sometimes look a bit moody without meaning to. I was and am like that anyway.

People do interesting things with their feet when they're sitting and I think that's fun to try and paint as well. I thought I could say a lot about a kid with a rather inscrutable facial expression through the way he places his feet. So there you are.

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I literally do not care what is for bidden lol

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Without fail every single psot of mine that does numbers has an obvious typo in it. Is it even worth living anymore

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With child abuse in the news everyone gets a free round of kicking up a moral panic about some unrelated thing under the guise of "protecting the children" before going back to doing fuck all. After all we simply couldn't properly fund childcare. Or do anything about the fucking Catholic Church. It's about AI now. Or teens being able to google image search "boobs". Or maybe we should make daycares install a bunch of CCTV cameras that don't work. Nobody gives a damn about the kids at the end of the day

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90 is a big number for sure but if 90% of your ads are from verified advertisers then that means 10% aren't. Considering how many ads google is shoving in your face at all times 10% isn't a small number!

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Couldn't pick a joke so you get 3:

1: man this poetry slam sucks

2: the housekeeping team at the Shining hotel

3: [hypno drone voice] yes mistress