honey you've got a big worm comin' Maggie / 22 / Taurus
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absolutely bizarre to be dating someone who makes memes for regular conversations
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Lol just found McDonald's doordash on someone's doorstep #hunter #gatherer
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Is it just me or does having a positive interaction with a stranger scratch a very particular itch? I think it's the reassurance that the world is not split solely into people who already love you and people who never will.
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I keep your grandpa on a leash and he likes it too
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your golden retriever boyfriend was eating chocolate and well i am so sorry
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ugh whatever 🙄 [drinks your blood with one of these]

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Me when I crawl through the thick underbrush of the local woods and come across a live unexploded landmine
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You know what, fuck you *uses your fabric scissors to cut cardboard*
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there are 3 other parts of this and it adds up to almost 2 hours of dissecting whatever these cartoon rats sins are
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