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Then, may I request some Craig?

What a sweaty dad

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I’m still here to make memes

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Tis my birth month bitches but Halloween are when most kids get kidnapped so watch out. Search up your local pedophiles on the registry and stay away from their houses as much as possible. If you want to trick or treat and you don’t have adults with you, always travel in a group of four or more. This goes for all kiddos and teens. Also carry something that makes noise like a loud whistle or carry a small knife, pepper spray, or a taser. If you’re a college kid going to a Halloween party, make sure you buddy up with someone responsible to drive you home and always keep your drink in perfect view of you. Don’t accept any drink you didn’t see poured, you go to the bathroom and didn’t finish your drink? It’s dead to you. You left it out of your view for a couple of minutes, that’s dead to you. Stay safe.

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Made some cool Dream Daddy lockscreen type things! Let me know if you use them (Like/Reblog) please 💕 And give me some feedback too, If you want, Cause this is my first set of lockscreens and feedback always helps me ☺️💕

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Craig: Bro, what do you call a hard-on that you get while studying?

Dadsona: I'm not sure, bro.

Craig: A smart-on

Dadsona: BROOOOO

Craig: BROOOOOO

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Sydney Oz Comic-Con Day 1 pictures as Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator Craig Cahn. 💪💦

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Dads reacting to a Halloween obsessed dadsona . Like decorate the whole house,horror movies on dates,nightmare before Christmas out pumping out of his car,Halloween based pranks,Halloween party in his back yard

Damien- thinks its fascinating- really really doesn’t want to watch horror movies though- finds it really easy to buy you birthday gifts

Robert- thinks it’s weird, but whatever makes you happy- will get tired of nightmare before christmas really heckin fast- do not prank him, he has a knife

Mat- gets really nervous around you- please don’t scare him, he doesn’t need any more heart problems- wonders if there’s something else you interested in??? like at all ???

Craig- gets hyped with you- loves the thrill of horror movies and will offer more of his own- gets really into dressing up for halloween

Hugo- is fascinated with how much you’re obsessed- doesn’t care for scary movies, unless they’re super old school black and white- really hopes you dont encourage the kids to prank him

Brian- thinks it’s silly- it’s super hard to scare him- unless you have candy around the house, he’s not that into it

Joseph- immediate concern- wonders if the church performs any exorcisms- secretly marks everything with a spritz of holy water

-Mod Auggie-

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Craig is amazing at eating ass. Sorry I don't make the rules.

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College Craig busting into Dadsona's dorm after losing his virginity: BRO

Dadsona:

Craig:

Dadsona:

Craig:

Dadsona:

Craig:

Dadsona: BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Robert : It’s cock o'clock

Mat : Time to twerk at work

Craig : I’m gonna suck the cuck

Damien : /I’m/ gonna fuck /and/ suck

Hugo : y = mx + fuck me

Brian : make out and lake out?

Joseph : I’m ready for Jesus to please us

Mary : The fuck?¿?

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Bro.

has this been done yet ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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I want to see toddler River.

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I don’t think Amanda minded going to college that terribly in the end

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Colored our special golden boy

Maybe he’s a little more tan than usual but I mean he’s out in the sun and you know what please just take him coloring is difficult

My forever bro  (◡‿◡✿)

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Dont even get me started on his ass

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I wonder how many times Craig almost died in college

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Who’s my relaxing boy?