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that’s what I’ve been saying!! <- I’ve vaguely and briefly thought about it maybe one time

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choose your fighter eddie !

happy birthday @soliadiaz ♡

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i am a dogbuck stan forever but i am also a big big dogeddie stan. i think they are dog4dog. i think their dynamic on a day to day basis is two very big dogs, carrying 1 big stick together in their mouths, while they navigate around pedestrians and their tails wag in synchrony. their differences amount to the fact that buck is the kind of dog who runs away the second you drop his leash because he gets excited and then immediately gets lost, and eddie is the kind of dog who sees this happen, slips out of his own collar to chase him down, then takes his leash in his mouth so he can be in charge of their walk now. we have all seen the videos, we know this dynamic exists + it exists on our tv screens as well... for those with eyes to see.....

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today i was out driving around and in a little bit of a hurry to get somewhere and got cut off in traffic by MY OWN GUYS and i said 😠😡 get the fuck!!!!!!!!!! out of my way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and i think this is something they should explore in 911onabc, they should make Buck be running late for yoga class and get stuck behind Ladder 118 C Shift on their way to a midday lift assist and he vows to put shaving cream in all their boots next time he takes an overtime shift!!!!!!!!! because 😤

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if you try to "cancel" someone for writing a fic trope you don't like, you're a dweeb. sorry to break it to you but that is actually a symptom of level 6 loserdom. so boring and beige i can't even fathom how you cope. you drink milk as a recreational beverage if you do that.

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"you can't just force all of eddie's storylines to be about buck/vice versa" yeah I can lmao, I made like 15 text posts yesterday and the cops haven't shown up at my door about it yet. take me away officer, I watched a 2 minute deleted scene from a network television show and projected character details about shannon diaz onto her husband's best friend who he’s got a super weird relationship with #lockmeup

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oliver stark starting to wonder if it's just him or if this brad thing is getting a little personal............. they called him a limey bastard 😭 they made him do a

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the thing that baffles me about tommy stans is the way they act like it is weird or morally repugnant or whatever to just like. make fun of a character. make fun of a pretend guy who doesn’t exist. that’s my big crime. and they act like making fun of him has to come from some deep well of hatred in my heart and first of all if that was the case then that would still be like. fine. since he doesn’t exist. but this idea that you must absolutely despise tommy or whatever just because you make fun of him is so funny to me, the person who posts about how i think he’s actually kind of compelling in a sad lonely 40-50 year old way. me who has written bucktommy fic and would probably write more if it wouldn’t be perceived as “hate” to write them with their actual canon character dynamics. and me who constantly calls buck a clingy desperate whiny horrible insufferable loser of a nerd with debilitating daddy issues. like see i clearly don’t hate buck; my entire blog is about wanting to suck his dick and/or watch him suck dick. but he’s still a dweeb.

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i do think it’s funny when ppl try to moralize about fandom and the ethics of shipping one thing over another and representation etc etc. meanwhile i am simply here to talk about buck choking on eddie’s dick. and don’t really care about any of the rest of it.

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literally no fucking way lmfao

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it's taking pain meds in the middle of the night and waiting for them to kick in so i can go back to sleep o'clock for me and scrolling through your draft dump is delightful :D

there are literally SO MANY OF THEM 😭 I feel crazy

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not to bring up old shit but how heavily do we think buck was overwriting the experience pretending it was eddie when he was having drunken rebound sex with his ex

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yeah like the moralizing in fandom in general is so funny to me it's sooooo like. why are you intellectualizing sex. you know. like why are you trying to make it this high minded argument about roles and power dynamics and support and service. etc. when really it's just about what gets you horny. like it's about this base thing that is really at its root like. you want to fuck X character or you want to get fucked by Y character.

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random person reply guying all my posts and telling me what i am and am not allowed to say about a tv show from 15 years ago: sage cranberrymoons is the asshole in this situation for sure 👍

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buck who only buys nestle candy bars. and uses ghirardelli chocolate in his chocolate chip cookies. and buys cadbury eggs at easter. all because his dad was vp of marketing at hershey before he retired and buck fucking hates his dad.

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actually so lucky and blessed to have spent my formative years working at rpf, inc.