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hey!!!

this blog is an ARCHIVE !!!

moved to @crashingallthemodes

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hey!!!

this blog is an ARCHIVE !!!

moved to @crashingallthemodes

[crashingallthemodesarchive]

hey!!!

this blog is an ARCHIVE !!!

moved to @crashingallthemodes

[crashingallthemodesarchive]

hey!!!

this blog is an ARCHIVE !!!

moved to @crashingallthemodes

[crashingallthemodesarchive]

hey!!!

this blog is an ARCHIVE !!!

moved to @crashingallthemodes

[crashingallthemodesarchive]

hey!!!

this blog is an ARCHIVE !!!

moved to @crashingallthemodes

[crashingallthemodesarchive]

hey!!!

this blog is an ARCHIVE !!!

moved to @crashingallthemodes

[crashingallthemodesarchive]

hey!!!

this blog is an ARCHIVE !!!

moved to @crashingallthemodes

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(( i miss this blog :c ))

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FIRST FIVE ASKS GET A KISS

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cuddly cuties showed up on my math work!! bart you’ve gotta start warning the poor boy.

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Send "You could have been killed!" for my muse's reaction.

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Bart: What’s up?

Bart: I’m Bart, I’m sixteen, and I never fucking learned how to read.

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* question starters

‘ how could you? ’

‘ where were you? ’

‘ what are you running from? ’

‘ what’s wrong? ’

‘ do you want a blanket? ’

‘ did you throw a rock through my fucking window? ’

‘ are you even listening? ’

‘ oh, is that the story? ’

‘ are you drunk? ’

‘ are you lost? ’

‘ are you trying to hug me? ’

‘ what are you staring at? ’

‘ is this your idea of a sick joke? ’

‘ do you still care about me? ’

‘ forget something? ’

‘ leaving so soon? ’

‘ will you cut it out? ’

‘ who did this? ’

‘ does it look like i’m laughing? ’

‘ were you singing? ’

‘ is that a bruise? ’

‘ is that blood? ’

‘ are you trying to get us killed? ’

‘ was that an apology? ’ 

‘ did you hang up on me just now? ’

‘ can we leave? ’

‘ well, did you? ’

‘ you started those rumors? ’

‘ are you in trouble? ’

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first date sentences .

between friends .

“ oh my god. i can’t breathe. this is it. i’m dying. ”

“ but, would it be weird if i suddenly got a case of the flu? ”

“ do i look fat in this? of course i do. don’t even answer. “

“ what if he/she/they won’t like me? ”

“ god everything looks weird on me now. ”

“ not sure if i want to throw up, faint or both. ”

“ we’re meeting in an hour and i have no idea what to wear. ”

“ you know them ?! why are telling me just now !? ”

“ okay but legit question ; how do you know that they won’t kidnap you? ”

“ do i kiss them goodbye ? or do i hug them ? what is natural !? ”

“ i can’t do this ! i’m going to fuck up. ”

“ promise me you’ll call me if i ask you to. ”

“ but if they don’t look like their profile picture ? ”

“ if i don’t want to meet them maybe i can pretend to be someone else. ”

“ i know, i know. no sex on the first date. ”

“ NO YOU CAN’T COME WITH. ”

“ rest in fucking pieces. this will be the death of my love life. ”

the first meeting .

“ woah — you look… great! ”

“ so you’re my date for the evening? you look better in real life. ”

“ where do you want to eat? ”

“ do we… shake hands or — hug, or… ? ”

“ i rarely do this, haha! ”

“ i was nervous you wouldn’t make it! ”

“ i just have to say that i’m really nervous, sorry! ”

“ sorry that i’m late ! ”

“ oh… your profile didn’t mention — that. ”

“ let me get your coa— you’re not wearing a coat, haha, oops — ”

“ no, please — allow me! ”

“ i just can’t take my eyes off you, sorry ~ you’re just really stunning. ”

dinner for two .

“ what do you do, and how long have you been doing it? ”

” where are you originally from? ”

“ where did you go to school? ”

” what was your major? ”

“ where exactly do you live in [insert your city or town here]? ”

” so you have any nicknames? ”

“ if you won the lottery tomorrow, what’s the first thing you’d buy? ”

” do you have any siblings? ”

“ if you could be any person for a day, who would it be? ”

“ there’s this bar downtown… we could check it out? ”

“ what are we doing after this ? ”

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╰◈╮PROTECTIVE SENTENCE STARTERS.

“ Where do you think you’re going? “ ” I really don’t want you hanging out with them. “ ” Where have you been all night? “ ” I think it would be a good idea to get tracking devices. “ ” I’m putting cameras up all around the house for security. “ ” Don’t leave the house with the pocket knife or mase. “ ” I think we should get some better security. “ ” I’m going to get us a dog for security purposes. “ ” You really need to find better friends. “ ” I don’t think your friends are really your friends. “ ” Okay, call me as soon as you get there. “ ” Don’t you dare text and drive! “ ” Please don’t text while you’re driving. “ ” Is that outfit really appropriate? “ ” I think we should go shopping for your new clothes. “ ” He careful when you go to walk down the steps. “ ” Always knock before going inside. “ ” You have the emergency contact list right? “ ” Are you skipping school again? You know I’m going to give you a talk. “ ” I don’t want you going anywhere with those people. “ ” You aren’t aloud out past ten, you know that. “ ” Hey, I don’t make the rules around here. “ ” You should probably stay home with us tonight. “ ” Why don’t you stay home and have some family time? “ ” You missed family game night for that? “ ” That’s the second time tonight you missed family game night? “ ” I can’t believe you’re dissing us for your fake friends. “ ” Hey, why don’t you come out and socialize with your family? “ ” Look, I’m just worried about you is all. “ ” You don’t want me to take you to school? “ ” Where are you going? I can give you a ride. “ ” You’re not allowed to go out without one of your brothers or sisters. “ ” You can go as long as your brother/sister can go too. “ ” I put double locks on all the windows in the house. “ ” I think we should move to a nicer neighborhood. “ ” I do not want you out driving at night. “ ” I dont want anyone out while the storm is coming. “ ” Remember to stay indoors when the storm comes. “ ” We need to go over our fire escape route again. “ ” You aren’t supposed to shower during storms, dear. “ ” Are you feeling okay? Want me to draw you a bath? “ ” You’re sick, just stay home today and rest. “ ” I don’t want you to be home alone. “ ” Would you like to come to work with me today? “ ” Why haven’t you answered any of my calls or texts? “ ” You do not ignore me like that again. “ ” I can’t believe I’ve been up all night worried sick! “ ” No, you could get alcohol poison. “ ” I don’t want anyone drinking in this house. “ ” What happened to all that money I gave you? “

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Send “✆” for a MORNING text. Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. Send “#” for a RANDOM text. Send “@” for a SCARED text. Send “&” for a LOVING text. Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.