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I would sit in a parking lot with you at 2am

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you ever been milked big time?

I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years

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You stay finding niggas lol and nobody finds you WHAT THE FUCK BRO

gotta be abstract

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"Just send a sober Ashley to Iran and we'll get the peace we been waiting for" LMAO WHAT

Lol Joseph will just say anything to piss me off

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Hell nawl I heard y'all bitches talking today what you mean you got 7 emails Ashley like I would hate to see you in your free time shorty why you need that many emails tho?

Just another day in the office bro

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We left work 20 minutes ago y'all already in the group chat whilin' mama bicho this mama guebo that y'all bring me my weed and stop playing

Lol um attitude ok

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Ashley be hootin' and hollering about how none of these niggas crazy about her or crazy enough for her and where is the psychotic energy like shorty God forbid you find a mentally stable man like omg BRO you and Jocelyn with these fantasies about Oscar worthy niggas with narcissistic tendencies and psychopathic behavior like y'all gotta be cappin' looking for toxic niggas and it's not giving how y'all say it's just not giving ladies be realistic not Puerto Rican on Gawd fam

Aye bra, why you judging people's preferences though??? who gone love the toxic ones if everybody running from them frowning upon them etc etc I mean somebody gotta love them too and "be realistic and not Puerto Rican" lmao you whilin' with this

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Ahhh! Cold world. You couldn't even laugh because you took it so serious Josh. GOD FORBID I BRING A LITTLE CULTURE INTO THE FUNCTION BRO

Tell us you crazy without telling us you crazy

I have 3 ex-boyfriends and 1 ex-husband yet I've never actually been in an official relationship.

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Another HotBox Confessions Group Chat highlight

Joseph asking if we could have any superpower what would it be and people throwing out regular shit like super strength, super speed, invisibility or breathing underwater Ashley hit us with "I want a blunt that regenerates after every puff like an indestructible blunt" LOL ASHLEY THAT'S NOT A SUPERPOWER

and Toño "you'll be smoking the same weed all the time though nigga what? No"

Ashley "it's giving "creative" it's giving "innovation" it's giving never having to buy weed again y'all"

and NOBODY supported this ambitious ass response because it would be the same weed all the time ?? Trash just trash pick a fucking superpower Hash

The ability to summon pints of Hennessy and Pre-Rolls at any given time out of thin air what do y'all want from me lol

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What is it giving today Ashley? Just say what today is giving I need from you dawg one time just say

I ain't even gone start this mess with y'all today but I can tell you come Monday morning it will be giving "I told you so" it will be giving "voice of reason" it will be giving "I was right" lol I don't wanna hear NO complaints tomorrow bra!!! I'll be standing on business, Antonio will be standing on business, Jocelyn will be standing on business, rest of y'all gone need a pre-work smoke out and a couple aspirin forreal y'all actions this evening are really giving "instant regret" lmao I am not a babysitter get this shit together

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Jocelyn always sprinkling cap ass details in a true story to get a reaction from the person the story is about she so fucking childish and I will egg that shit on all day son lol they did whaat shorty noo forreal when

You had me in the first half then you lost me bra lol absolutely should not be condoning her toxic ass shenanigans lol NO

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BITCH YOU AIN'T IN BED GETTING REST YOU DRINKING CHAMPAGNE GETTING YOUR TOES DONE HEIFER YOU ON SNAPCHAT WIT LOCATION ON WHO IS THE FUCK IS YOU PLAYING WIT GLOCK GIRL SUMMER IS A LIFESTYLE NOT A SEASON

LMFAO BITCH I DON'T DRINK CARBONATED PISS

YOU JUST EMBELLISHED THE FACTS

SO YOU A JOURNALIST NOW???

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Ashley I know you ain't at home talking bout anybody knowing they limits when you be swimming in Hennessy hosting parties on Mars boarding planes without pilots like be forreal

It's Sunday Funday not Sunday Bumday come on B

Lol cap ass bull.

Sunday Slumpday.

GO TO BED BRO.

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Y'all hit me up every Sunday like I ain't DEAD SLEEP in my bed actively dreading Monday stop the madness WE GOT WORK TOMORROW KNOW YOUR LIMITS