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i hope this hurts .
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crashstranded · 3 months ago
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AUGH !!!! so despite my claims this blog definitely died 4 a bit ! and it just may be dead 4 a bit longer (sorry) , but good news ! i'm revamping it as a horror centric blog instead of solely mouthwashing ! but i WILL get to things owed here ! just busy on my main multi @/distrxst !
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crashstranded · 7 months ago
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hi ! blog is NOT dead i promise ! just kind of ?? died with writing as a whole for a few days ?? looking to get some work done here soon however !!
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crashstranded · 8 months ago
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sorry for lack of writing this week i've just been tired . might be slow till thr weekend dxgfchj
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crashstranded · 8 months ago
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for me , curly is like . early to mid thirties , while swansea is late fifties . do with this what you will .
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crashstranded · 8 months ago
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Argumentative Sentences, Vol. 3
(Sentences from various sources for sparking up an argument between muses. Adjust phrasing where needed)
"Don't tell me to calm down!"
"I hate you!"
"I'm perfectly capable of making my own decisions!"
"You are the most stubborn man I've ever met!"
"You started this!"
"Apology not accepted."
"You don't know what you're talking about. Can we not do this right now?"
"Aren't you getting a little tired of this? Because I know I am."
"You think this is who I wanted to be?"
"Don't tell me to calm down! You're making me nervous!"
"How could you say that so easily?"
"Maybe I don't always want your opinion!"
"Have you lost your fucking mind?"
"What the hell do you mean you lost them?"
"Don't raise your voice at me!"
"This is all your fault!"
"That's an incredibly inappropriate question!"
"You have no right to control my life!"
"Are you kidding me? You're actually bringing this up right now?"
"You think I'm dumb, don't you?"
"I'll talk to you any way I like!"
"Let's not start this tedious argument again."
"Stop it! I don't want you talking about this with these people here, do you understand?"
"What are you saying? That I'm taking you for granted?"
"Don't you dare play the innocent with me!"
"No, you're not doing this! You're going to kill yourself!"
"I don't have to tell you who I've slept with!"
"Don't fucking patronise me!"
"Is this what you wanted? Is it?"
"You always ruin everything!"
"Was it you? Were you the one talking shit?"
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crashstranded · 8 months ago
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EPIC: THE VENGEANCE SAGA PROMPTS & STARTERS.
of course, go ahead and change names/pronouns/words/etc as necessary to fit your muse or the situation! please do not add more lines/prompts to this post!
Not Sorry for Loving You
"Someone arrived today."
"They said they're taking you away."
"You're not mine to save"
"Soon, I won't get to see your face."
"You're unlike anyone I have ever known."
"You're all I've ever known."
"If I ambushed you, for that I'll say I was wrong."
"If you hate me, then I am sorry my love's too much for you."
"I'm not sorry for loving you!"
"Let me speak!"
"I spent my whole life here."
"I was cast away when I was young."
"I thought for sure that you were my dream come true."
"I'm angry, and tired, and restless, and sad."
"I'm stuck in the moments I swore that we had!"
"I wish you would chase me or try to embrace me!"
"I love you, but not in the way that you want me to."
"I hate that I fell in love with you!"
"What do I do with this love for you?"
"Why in the world won't you love me too?"
Dangerous
"I had one goal in mind."
"How will I reach my homeland?"
"Hello, old friend!"
"You're being given a final option."
"Consider this your one last chance to make it back home"
"If your plan's so great, then why'd you wait to say it?"
"It's a little bit dangerous, my friend."
"You'll need a mindset change for this."
"You cannot get away with playing safe for this."
"You wanna get home? Put it all on the line."
"Remember every trick in your domain for this."
"You gotta treat it like it is the main event!"
"All right, I'm in. What do I do?"
"Follow the North Star!"
"Fight your way through, do what you must do."
"No matter what, keep moving."
"You won't get another time to try."
"It was meant to stop you by design."
"Open this bag, and you'll never make it home."
"Don't you know that danger is my friend?"
"My whole life I've trained for this."
"I have to get home!"
"I plan to put an end to all of the foolishness."
Charybdis
"I'd like to hurry up and end this."
"So, if you don't have much to say..."
"I'm not dying here!"
"I'm still fighting here!"
"I'm holding on 'till I see this through and I've beaten you."
"I already know your tactics."
"I don't even have to kill you, I just have to avoid you!"
"See, if you don't spit it out soon, all that water will destroy you!"
"I'm holding on 'till you're out of breath."
"There! I see it! The island I've been searching for!"
"My wife and son are past these shores."
"My love, don't be scared."
"I am on my way, I'll be there today!"
Get in the Water
"There you are... coward."
"I've been waiting for this moment... for the perfect time to strike."
"I've got a reputation!"
"I've got a name to uphold!"
"I can't go letting you walk or else the world forgets I'm cold."
"Now, get in the water."
"Don't mistake my threats for bluffs!"
"You have lived more than enough!"
"I'll take your son and gouge his eyes! That is, unless you choose to die."
"Aren't you tired, Poseidon?"
"It's been ten years, how long can this go?"
"We're both hurting from losses."
"Why not leave this here and just go home?"
"Maybe you could learn to forgive!"
Six Hundred Strike
"I don't think you seem to get it. I can't afford to die!"
"I will get back to my son, and I will get back to my wife!"
"You idiot. Can't you see?"
"You sealed your fate just to beat me."
"You released my storm when you opened that bag."
"You blocked your one way home!"
"Now you'll never get back."
"You're going to call off that storm."
"Or what? You can't kill me!"
"How does it feel to be helpless?"
"How does it feel to know pain?"
"I watched my friends die in horror."
"I heard their final moments!"
"Look what you've turned me into!”
“Look what we've become!"
"All of the pain that I've been through… haven't I suffered enough?"
"You didn't stop when I begged you!"
“You told m to close my heart!”
"You said the world was dark!"
"Didn't you say that ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves?"
“Alright! Please…”
"After everything you've done, how will you sleep at night?"
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crashstranded · 8 months ago
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🐝  *  ―  𝑭𝑬𝑨𝑹 / 𝑯𝑶𝑹𝑹𝑶𝑹 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺.
❛  nothing's going to happen to us, right?  ❜ ❛  i'm ... scared.  ❜ ❛  i don't like where this is going.  ❜ ❛  did i ever tell you i'm actually terrified of [the dark / heights / spiders / etc.]?  ❜ ❛  you hear me? we're not going to die today!  ❜ ❛  did you hear that? it sounded like screams.  ❜ ❛  i really, really don't like this.  ❜ ❛  we're completely alone here, nothing's going to happen to us.  ❜ ❛  this place has been abandoned for centuries.  ❜ ❛  whatever happens, keep the lights on.  ❜ ❛  you're not scared, are you?  ❜ ❛  this is like straight out of my worst nightmare.  ❜ ❛  do you believe in ghosts?  ❜ ❛  what are you afraid?  ❜ ❛  what was that?!  ❜ ❛  see, i told you there's nothing to be afraid of.  ❜ ❛  go on, no one will hear your screams.  ❜ ❛  it was a foolish idea to come here alone.  ❜ ❛  no one is going to save you now.  ❜ ❛  don't be afraid, i'm not going to hurt you.  ❜ ❛  you really think you can run from me?  ❜ ❛  it's a shame i'll have to kill you when we're done with this.  ❜ ❛  want to make a deal with the devil?  ❜ ❛  i'm not afraid of you. not anymore.  ❜ ❛  there are figures hiding in the shadows, waiting to strike.  ❜ ❛  this wasn't so bad now, was it?  ❜ ❛  what could possibly go wrong - it's just an old abandoned meaning, it doesn't mean it's haunted, right?  ❜ ❛  face it, we won't make it out of here alive.  ❜ ❛  i'll even give you a choice - it's either you or them. who's going to die tonight?  ❜ ❛  i will haunt you for the rest of your days.  ❜ ❛  don't scream, it will only make this worse.  ❜ ❛  you look so pretty when you're scared of me.  ❜ ❛  i won't kill you ... yet.  ❜ ❛  ghosts and monsters aren't real.  ❜ ❛  i'm not afraid of anything!  ❜ ❛  you! you're sick! you sent me here to die, didn't you?  ❜ ❛  close your eyes. it'll make it easier if you don't see it coming.  ❜ ❛  no matter where you hide, i'll always find you. so you better give up now.  ❜ ❛  i promise i'm gonna be your worst nightmare.  ❜ ❛  it's only over when i say it is.  ❜
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crashstranded · 8 months ago
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" do you want to hear a joke ?
three men are in the hospital . the first man cries ' i lost both my hands , they told me i'll never work again ! ' the second man wails ' i lost both my legs , they told me i'll never work again ! ' the third man ? he rejoices ' i lost my hearing, they'll never be able to tell me I'm fired again ! '
hahahah ! good one huh ? "
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climb aboard , crew ! crashstranded ; home to captain curly and swansea of mouthwashing ! semi lit / lit + ask blog , non selective , read rules carefully before interacting .
a study of : cause and effect , handling it , the madness of an observer , helplessness , and accepting a bitter end . piloted by beetle .
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crashstranded · 8 months ago
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now i am shown the treacherous pains to become something whole
redemption that's freed the burden from me .
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welcome aboard , this is crashstranded ; a lit / semi lit blog + ask blog featuring captain curly and swansea of mouthwashing . oc and crossover friendly , not selective , please read rules carefully before interacting . follows from @distrxst .
a study of inaction and consequence ; piloted by beetle .
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