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✨Froggy ✨☺️💙

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Dr. Olivia Octavius

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)

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Data’s wildest dreams are finally realized, and the answer was just beneath his fingertips.

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If you’re into sea shanties, may I present:

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Two kitties with Cerebellar Hyperplasia. Essentially they just wobble in unison, but can still enjoy life to the fullest with one another

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My cat has ice cream prescience.

I don’t know how she does it. I don’t know how she reads my intent so clearly.

When I walk to the kitchen to get a popsicle or thaw a slice of banana bread or warm up some mango slices, she doesn’t care. She stays on her chair and waits patiently.

But when I walk to the kitchen to scoop myself a bowl of ice cream, she’s at my heels SHRIEKING by the time I turn on the light. She knows. She’s not smelling it, she’s not hearing me say ‘ice cream’, she’s not accustomed to some predictable pattern because I rarely eat ice cream.

But she fucking figures out before I even reach the refrigerator. It’s the only human food she asks for, and I have to give her a small tithe of it to keep her from shredding the skin from my legs and popping my eardrums. She’s terrifying.

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A harmless gardener.

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This blog stans Lwaxana Troi no I will not elaborate. 

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The first 3 letters of your hometown + the last 3 letters of your name = your inner demon name.

I’m Kinott (which is a Vibe)

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PSA FOR ALL FLORDIANS!!! GET INSIDE NOW!!! Theres a category 3 milf heading STRAIGHT for Palm Springs!!!!

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oh yeah i made the best/worst discord emote the other day and some ppl wanted it so here it is. pogquark

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The Middle

I wrote and illustrated this story as a birthday present for my partner, I hope you enjoy it!

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“ARE YOU READY TO SEE TRUE DARKNESS”

“Are… Are you?” He blows out the flame, without giving himself time to second guess his decision.

Everything seems to stop, and then an otherwordly scream fills the silence. The shadows grow and twist engulfing everything, until Beatrice is unable to see her friend anymore.

Slowly the moonlight comes back, illuminating the kneeling figure of a teen on the snow. Wirt jumps then, hands up in the air.

“I did it! Oh my gosh I actually did it!”

“Wirt, you did it! Oh you wonderful msitake of nature! You-”

He turns and walks to where she and Greg are laying on the snow, a skip on his steps, a proud smile on his lips, and his eyes cycling through a rainbow of iridescent colors.

“Beatrice! We’re free, no more beast!”

Oh, if only she was brave enough to tell him.

Wirt picks up an unconscious Greg, and hands her the scissors, she can’t stop looking at his eyes and the meaning behind the changing colors. She should say something, but he looks so happy, so free, she can’t bring herself to open her beak.

Once he’s gone, and the pain and blood from cutting off her own wings is nothing but a dull ache, she stands up in two feet for the first time in months.

She finds the lamp behind one of the trees, with shaking hands she picks it up and cleans the snow off of it.

The woodsman is too lost on his own grief to notice anything, and she’s glad for that, the less people knows about what happened here the better. She picks up his axe and walks deeper into the forest.

She must get far away from the man, afraid he will try and stop her, and she must hurry, the flame of the lamp already too small for comfort.

She won’t let it go off, she won’t let Wirt’s soul die.

She will keep it safe, until they meet again.

Based on my and @that-one-girl-behind-you DemonBAE AU 

Read the fic of the AU HERE and check the tag for more art and info HERE

How and why Beatrice has the lamp. She is the only one that knows what happened to Wirt, the Woodsman hadn’t bothered to pay attention after he discovered his daughter wasn’t actually in the lamp, Greg had been unconscious.

She decided then and there to keep the lamp alive.

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So now it’s the time of year to make Over the garden wall fanart again!

This is basically an attempt to imitate the style of early 1900s childrens book/ fairy tale illustrations, which is one of my big inspiration sources.

(Edit: This now has a sequel! Link in annotations because of the recent tumblr link fuckery)

This used so much fucking Payne’s grey

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hitachiin twins are my sons.

ps: OHSHC IS SO GOOD IM IN TEARS