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Scorpius Malfoy quotes vine on the daily and it confuses his dad
Scorpius: dad look its the good kush
Draco: what the fuck is a kush
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Scorpius: what up im Jared im 19 and i never fuckin learned how to read
Draco: you’re-
Draco: those- none of that was true, Scorpius.
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Scorpius, opening Christmas presents: it’s an avacado… thaaaanks
Draco: that’s- it’s a broom, Scorpius.
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Scorpius, trying to touch Draco’s face: how you get these bumps? You got eggzma?
Draco: I got what?
Scorpius: you got eggzma?
Draco:
Draco: Are you trying to say Eczema? Because you know I don’t.
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Scorpius, pointing to Draco’s shoes: WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOSE
Draco: … my shoes?
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Draco: Happy birthday, Scorp.
Scorpius: i cant sweem
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Draco, with another fancy rich person: This is my son, Scorpius.
Scorpius: hey, my name’s Michael eith a B and I’ve been afraid of insects my whole life
Draco: what, wait- stop, Scorpius.
Random rich person: where’s the B?
Scorpius: There’s a beeeeeeeeeee ?
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Draco: How was your weekend with Albus Potter?
Scorpius: hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage
Draco: No, you’re not. Do you think that? Has someone been telling you this?
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Draco, when Scorpius comes home for the Holidays: Did you happen to miss all of your Arithmancy class last week?
Scorpius: I have never missed a class
Draco: Okay, well, I got a letter from your professor, and-
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Scorpius, pointing at Draco’s quill while he writes: CHRIS! Is that a weed? I’m calling the police!
Scorpius, in a female voice: 911 what’s your emergency?
Draco:
Draco: My name isn’t Chris.
Draco: What are you even pointing at?
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Scorpius: Hey everybody, today my brother pushed me, so I’m starting a kickstarter to put him down. The benefits of-
Draco: Who are you talking to?
Draco: You don’t have a brother.
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Yes! That is so true!
Sometimes it’s really lonely being an author. Because when you’re writing, you’re doing it alone, and there’s no one there to gush over silly feelings with you.
And I suppose that’s why reader comments are important to authors. It’s not about the compliments. It’s that we’ve been alone with our thoughts this whole time. It’s an awesome feeling when a friend shows up to share them with you.
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This is everything!
Your mental illness is lying to you.
You are not stupid. You are not ugly. You are not worthless. You are not weak. You are not a burden. Your mental illness is lying to you.
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WOOO! GO TAY TAY GO! I WAS AT YOUR GILLETE STADIUM CONCERT!!!!!!!







It’s so hard to believe that tonight will be the last time we wear these costumes, play this set list, do this choreography, and then say goodbye to the Reputation Stadium Tour. Thank you to the crowds that have lit up our year. We do this last one for all of you. ❤️ PS make sure to scream loud for Maria Wada and Maho Udo tonight!! Their families are here and this is their hometown show 💥💥💥💥💥💥 📷: Jun Sato // Getty Images Entertainment
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When both the trio (still rival) never realise their friends secretly in relationship.
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The Story of Tonight (Reprise)
Hamilton: Congrats to you, Lieutenant Colonel. I wish I had your command instead of manning George’s journal.
Burr: No, you don’t.
Hamilton: Yes, I do.
Burr. No. You don’t.
Hamilton: Yes. I do.
Burr: No.
Hamilton: Yes!
Laurens: Well, well I heard–
Hamilton/Burr: Shut up!
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every slytherin ever 18/99 — blaise zabini
❝ and to every honorable king there is tied a glorious, sun-kissed legacy. ❞
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Yeah! Even how shy he looks all the time! And that way he looks up when his head is tilted down!
shoutout to the kid (joshua shea!) who played young newt in crimes of grindelwald though, he had redmayne’s mannerisms down cold
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@hogwartsonline yule ball rsvp | @padfootd
Well, no one really knows until they get there, do they, but I know I’ll be in Slytherin, all our family have been (insp)
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Why do people stop commenting on fics if they’re more than a week or two old? Please comment on old fics. Tell me you like my one shot from 2014. Tell me you like my old multi-chap I finished in 2016 that I spent a year writing. I will be fucking thrilled.
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Lily: There is only one thing worse than bullying.
Lily: (rips off paper so it says "Bullying Severus")
James: Severus.
Lily: No.
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leave me alone but also give me constant attention
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Every Slytherin as massive Bi/Pan energy fight me about it
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Just look at this) Me and @mzuul( AW MY BABE) made a collab*^* SOOOOOOO FASTER LOOK AT THE OUR COLLAB ON THE MZUUL’S PAGE) Line-Mzuul >*< color-me
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