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i'm also looking forward to your girlfriend's bottom surgery

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Human beings b like. *sits and stares peacefully at a fire* *sits and stares peacefully at the ocean* *sits and stares peacefully at a sleeping animal*

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it's got solitaire btw. if you even care

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me checking this dumb stupid idiot app everyday like there's a daily login bonus

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adopting this into my vocabulary

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My current not-approved-by-the-government opinion is that im not anyone's parent and i should not be responsible for random teenagers online. If I post smth thats 'meant for adults' and its labled as such then what happens from there is literally not my problem. If a teen- who is fully capable of turning on self moderation settings on their own btw- doesn't use a site's provided self moderation settings and they see boobs or dicks then like literally whatever, its neither the end of the world or a big deal. It shouldn't fall on me or a website or a tech company to do a parent's job, and also frankly i don't think a parent should be breathing down their 16 year old's neck on the off chance they do actually want to look at tits, but thats a discussion that americans will fucking throw a fit at so maybe we'll discuss that another day in better company.

"But what about young children!!" see thats! where parents should be involved- that is to say, why are you letting your young child on the internet in the first place, you fucking idiot.

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swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

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Out of all the possible trans headcanons to have in mp100, my favorite is Shou. There’s a few reasons, but mostly I like that there is no interpretation of his father’s reaction that isn’t hilarious.

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op: these two want to fuck each other so bad it makes them look stupid

beatles blog: #mclennon

op: someone tagged this with mclennon. like john lennon and paul mccartney. like the beatles.

guy who only reblogs discourse and photos of the weirdest looking white man you've ever seen: people are shipping the beatles????

18 year old who makes f1 gifsets with ezgif: wasn't john lennon a terrible person?

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being 5'7" is so fucked. AND i'm a top. i suffer more than you could ever know.

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Thinking about full body scrunge

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real people being partially closeted or ambiguous about their own sexuality while making Gay Art is not queerbaiting

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i wish you could tell cats your food is poison. he seems to think the issue is i've forgotten that he is my kind and loving friend. the issue is Hospital

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i hope they never stop using floppy disk icons to indicate saving your file. doesn't matter how obsolete they are it's like honouring someone with a portrait on your currency

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Yeah i feel a little poisoned But i keep on rocking