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I don’t wanna name an actual author so let’s just make one up; let’s call her ‘JK Rowling.’ So I’ll fall in love with this author’s work and I’ll ask her, ‘Can we have some happiness?’ And she’ll go, ‘No. They all end up straight or dead.’ And I go, ‘Okaaay!’ And then I go to the bathroom. Then I come out of the bathroom and I go, ‘How about a sequel?’ and she goes ‘Ha, you get one (1) weird play. Now take this shitty play that paints everyone you loved as super out of character and leaves you feeling queerbaited, go fetch!’ And I go ‘Okaaay!’ and I go over to Pottermore and go, ‘Can I have anything please?’ and they go ‘NO!’ And I go ‘Okaaay!’ And they go, ‘Everything JKR does is good because she considers herself a feminist!’ And I go ‘Nooo,’ and they go ‘SAY IT!’ and I go ‘Everything JKR does is good because she considers herself a feminist.’ And then I go over to look at the diversity and representation in Harry Potter, which is an oxymoron, and I go, ‘Can we please have an openly gay character?’ and they go ‘No! In fact, we’re not even going to mention the sexuality of the one (1) gay character we revealed to be gay post canon despite his central roll in the new movie series that we’re pushing at you! And we’re going to support a man who beat his wife instead of listening to the scores of fans who feel hurt and alienated by our decisions!’ And I go ‘Why are you doing this?!’ And they go, ‘Because we’re JK Rowling and Warner Bros, and life is a fucking nightmare!’
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I want a Dom Daddy who is actually a fitness trainer and his way of establishing domminance is by making me train and diet instead of ropes and whips (those would be great too tho)
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today i found out that anne hathaway replaced jennifer lawrence in ocean’s 8 and i would like to thank not only god but also jesus
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A Brief History of LGBT+ Characters and Why the Death of Adam in Voltron is Worth Being Upset About

So uh…. Good morning.
So I think it’s pretty obvious by now that the reception to season 7 has been less than… good. The fan base has been shattered. People are upset, angry, and abandoning this series in droves (I’ve lost over 50 followers as I write this, just from people no longer wanting anything to do with this show) and have been incredibly vocal as to the reason why.
They killed Adam.
After two weeks of receiving praise for the relationship that was revealed at San Diego Comic Con, fans discovered on Friday night that Adam’s existence would be short lived, further contributing to this popular “Bury Your Gays” trope.
And I’ve seen people confused at this outcry. They don’t understand why people are so upset at this tiny side character’s death. What’s the big deal, right? It’s war! There’s supposed to be casualties!
And to that kind of response I have to narrow my eyes and go:
“Oh…. maybe you understand the history of this.”
Because it is a history. A rich one. “Bury your gays” isn’t a trope in the same why that “Fake dating” is a trope. It’s not popular out of coincidence and I feel like many people are ignorant of that, which is FAIR! Because most voltron fans are young, most tumblr users are young, so I don’t expect you to be watching documentaries on LGBT+ cinema in between studying for your chemistry exams.
So that’s where I come in. Buckle in children as I take you on a journey on why the “Bury your gays” trope exists, and the harmful ramifications that it has had on the LGBT+ community since its inception.
Keep reading
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hi i’d like to talk about how proud i am of connie because she went from being scared as fuck over a corrupted gem in season 1 to throwing herself towards an intergalactic dictator in season 5
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this blog hates donald trump
Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁
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y’know if i were mother gothel i wouldn’t tell rapunzel that her birthday was ACTUALLY her birthday. like i’d probably tell her that her birthday was any other day where floating lanterns from the castle do NOT fill the sky and make her think they’re for her. hell whats the point of even telling her that birthdays exist, its not like she’s gonna ever know anyone else besides mother gothel who’ll tell her about birthdays
also what is rapunzel’s real name? is it actually rapunzel; is that what the queen and king named her? if that were the case then mother gothel should have definitely renamed her and had her grow up with a name that is different than the missing princess. like if she got to the town in the movie and heard someone say “this is for the missing princess, rapunzel” she’d be like “holy FUCK”
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I hope you enjoy this Percy Jackson Fanfic I wrote. CONTAINS SPOILERS ABOUT HEROES OF OLYMPUS.
Death Wave of love. By: Pedro aka Crearionofsociety
I was in the bottom of the beach. Just thinking of all that has happened lately and I had a horrible head ache. You see, things around here haven't been... Calm and quiet lately. Oh wait, I bet you're really confused. Who's this weirdo talking to imaginary friends? And how on Hades is he in the bottom of the ocean and still be able to talk to himself? Well that's because I'm a demigod, half human half god. I'm a son of Poseidon, the ruler of the seas, that's why I'm able to breath underwater, I can also do lots of freaky stuff with it too. Not freaky freaky just manipulate it and heal people and move complete water bodies without even breaking a sweat.
But enough about me. Let's talk about my problems. Since I found out who I was I've been fighting against greek and roman not-so-mythological creatures. In all my journeys I've met many people. One of the most important is my beautiful girlfriend Annabeth, she's a daughter of Athena, and a quite stubborn one. We've been together for a while and even though it hasn't always been like a day at the beach we're there for each other. The thing is that in our last battle I found out something I didn't even imagine. Another of the important people in my life, Nico, a son of Hades, told us he is gay. Not only that, I found out that he liked me. Apparently everyone knew except me. I really love Annabeth, but Nico is also really important for me and I'm not quite sure if I like him only as a friend.
Oh gods, I've been thinking so much about him that I can almost hear him. That wonderful voice. Low and silky. It carries so much feelings although he tries to hide them. "Percy, you can't hide down there forever!". Holy Hera, I could hear him so clearly, is this a sign? "gods damn it Percy, don't make me go down there, you know I hate water". Wait what? I looked up and there he was, all blurred because of the ocean's waves, in the beach side. It was Nico. I've been avoiding him for a while and since no one else could get to me down here I made the sea my not-so-secret hiding place. Ok! I'll go up and face the facts. I love Nico diAngelo.
"Hey water boy, do you think you can avoid me for ever?"
"No, Nico, I've just been thinking..."
"Let me finish Percy. Now you know that I liked you, but now I'm with Will and you're with Annabeth and we're all happy together..."
"Nico, there's something I want to tell you..."
"Percy, shut up. What I was saying is that I really like Will and he makes me happy. There's no reason for you to feel like you've hurt me or anything..."
"Nico SHUT UP!"
"What?!"
"I want to tell you that I've been thinking, and I think I like you as well. I really love Annabeth, but I also love you" and that's when it happened. I leaned in and kissed him. His lips felt so soft. I could've stayed in that kiss for the rest of my life and not even complain. I put one hand in the back of his head so I could kiss him harder, with the other hand around his waist I pulled him closer. But he just pushed away. He was crying, seeing him like that broke my heart.
"Percy, I'm sorry, but I could never do this to Annabeth or to Will. Our opportunity is long gone, it just wasn't meant to be. We could still be friends". the tears in his eyes made me break inside and I could feel the sadness in his voice. I started to cry also, I didn't even try to hide it. I could feel a wave of emotions going through my own body. Fear, love, sadness, anger, all of them at the same time.
"Nico..." My voice started to tremble, I could fee all the emotions at the same time, and I let them all go out through my voice "I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE WORLD, I DON'T CARE ABOUT OUR COUPLES, I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE GODS. I ONLY CARE ABOUT YOU AND ME. ABOUT THE LOVE I FEEL FOR YOU AND THE ONE I KNOW YOU FEEL FOR ME. CURSE THE STUPID LOVE GODDESS APHRODITE FOR PLAYING TRICKS ON US BY MAKING OUR LOVE SO DIFFICULT." I couldn't handle it anymore, I felt something weird running through my head. Lots and lots of sick love. The kind of love that's so extreme that, I think, it's what people feel before killing their couple so they can't be with anyone else and then killing themselves so they'll be together. I felt the sea rising, I saw the fear in Nico's eyes. All that rushed through my mind was "he needs to be suffocated, the same way your loge for him suffocates you." But this wasn't me. I wasn't doing this, I would NEVER hurt Nico.
"SHOW YOURSELF GODDES OF LOVE, AND STOP PLAYING WITH MY EMOTIONS"
Then a bright pink light bursted and from it emerged the figure of a beautiful lady with color changing eyes. Her voice was like silk, but like metal at the same time, a melodious eco came with every word she said.
"How dare you, a simple demigod, defy me, Aphrodite. How dare you question my decisions in couple making and even curse my name. Do you have a death wish my love? Because believe me, killing you would be the most sweet thing I do to impertinent souls that defy me. What you're feeling, this kind of childish love, can be lethal, you know."
"I don't care if I have your approval or not, I love Nico and I will fight for our love". I grabbed his hand and hugged him. I felt him crying into my shoulder and the way he was hugging me tightly. I loved the way he smelt, the way he felt. I loved this boy and nothing would ever change that.
"I've talked to the other gods and goddesses about this child's play of yours. They won't let me kill you for your insolence or make you go crazy, all because of what you've done for us. But I had a better idea and they approved, it all starts by changing one minor detail. NOW FEEL MY WRATH YOU STUPID DEMIGOD"
I was scared, I hold Nico's face by both sides and said to him "I love you", then I kissed him, pouring all my love into that one only kiss. It felt pretty awesome. Warmth ran all over my body. Suddenly all started to glow and Nico disappeared.
I was in the bottom of the beach. Just thinking of all that has happened lately and I had a horrible head ache. I looked up and saw my beautiful girlfriend Annabeth, together with my best friend ever Nico and his boyfriend Will. I was happy that at last we could have a little peace, the wars were over for now. I don't even know why I came to the bottom of the ocean.
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playing video game
game: this weapon has +6 damage and +4 defence from your current weapon
me: but it ugly
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As a young kid, I always thought of adults as mature people who had everything figured out. As an adult, I can see that everyone is just great at pretending
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As a depressed person, the only reason I don’t want to die is because I feel like ending my own life would be like transferring my own pain onto those who care about me, which I perceive to be an act of selfishness.
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Me: I’m having such a good time
Brain: sure would suck if you get hit with a low mood, and go nonverbal, and come off as rude and uninterested in your friends
Me:
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Your fave is problematic: Padparadscha Sapphire.
She’s a thief
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I imagine Ruby really mad and wanting to hit Holly Blue, but Sapphire is way more mad and can't hold the urge to punch her first. 😹😹😹
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST WAY SHE COULD HAVE POSSIBLY DONE THIS I’M CACKLING
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“why is wonder woman even so important???”
me:




Wonder Woman teaching young girls about feminism. Superheroes is not only for boys. Young girls finally has representation. Its so important
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“The moss was just trying to bloom”
… and bloomed
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